| Woah-oh, come take a trip with me
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| I’ll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea
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| Woah-oh, Fae Scotland’s bonnie shores
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| He pillaged 'cross the ocean in search of rum galore
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| Woah-oh, aboard the good ship Scum
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| He’d fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun
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| Woah-oh, his legendary crew
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| Could sail that ship to Hell and back, there’s nothing they can’t do
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| He killed the mighty Terrorsquid
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| The greatest man who ever lived
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| He beat the Vikings in a bloody war
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| Meet yer dad and smell yer maw
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| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate
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| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas
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| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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| Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
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| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate
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| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas
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| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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| Bringing his foes to their knees
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| Fannybaws
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| Woah-oh, in Oban he was raised
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| He drank a bucket full of rum every single day
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| Woah-oh, his beard of flaming red
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| Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they’re dead
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| Woah-oh, four pistols on his belt
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| He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger’s pelt
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| Woah-oh, his name was Fannybaws
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| Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he’ll pump your maw
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| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate
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| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas
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| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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| Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
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| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate
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| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas
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| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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| Bringing his foes to their knees
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| Fannybaws
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| Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid?
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| Fannybaws
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| The greatest man who ever lived?
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| Fannybaws
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| Who beat the vikings in a war?
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| Fannybaws
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| Meet yer dad and smell yer maw, oh
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| Who drinks his whisket neat and strong?
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| Fannybaws
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| Who’s got a boaby two feet long?
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| Fannybaws
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| Who’s gonna take nae shite from you?
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| Fannybaws
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| So what the fuck you gonna do?
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| He drinks his whiskey neat and strong
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| He’s got a boaby two feet long
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| He’s gonna take nae shite from the likes of you
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| So what the fuck you gonna do?
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| Woohoo!
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| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate
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| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas
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| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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| Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
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| Fannybaws, he’s a fearsome pirate
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| Fannybaws, he’s the scourge of the seas
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| Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
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| Bringing his foes to their knees
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| Fannybaws |