| Many a year I have worked in these parts | 
| Running this inn that ain’t marked on no charts | 
| Though its location to many is known | 
| If you’re to find it you have to be shown | 
| Through methods long hidden we carefully craft | 
| A beverage to rival the Huntmaster’s draught | 
| The mere smell of which, the Gods would entice | 
| And them that know call it that Famous Ol' Spiced | 
| Here sits a man, a smuggler by trade | 
| A-boastin' of all of the money he’s made | 
| Runnin' his liquor to here and to there | 
| Travellin' all over and peddlin' his wares | 
| He says he’s had beers from Prussia and wines | 
| Taken from all of the very best vines | 
| But none of these tipples could ever suffice | 
| So I’ll bring him a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced | 
| Oh, pour me a slug of it | 
| Throw me a mug of it | 
| Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced | 
| In walks a sailor all battered and blue | 
| Fallen afoul of his captain and crew | 
| They’d pulled in to port, their cargo was stacked | 
| But three hours later he’s caught in the act | 
| Acquainting himself with the skipper’s own wife | 
| This fool was lucky to leave with his life | 
| He’s not here for doctors or friendly advice | 
| He just wants a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced | 
| Oh, pour me a slug of it | 
| Throw me a mug of it | 
| Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced | 
| For men of the sea go as fast as they come | 
| And leave little more than the tales they have spun | 
| So sing me your sermon and pay me my price | 
| And I’ll give you a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced | 
| Oh, pour me a slug of it | 
| Throw me a mug of it | 
| Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced |