| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
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| Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
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| It’s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
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| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
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| You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
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| Or Kristof’s gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
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| Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
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| And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
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| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
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| Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
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| And all your crew look like LEGO bricks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
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| Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
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| It’s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
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| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
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| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
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| You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
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| Or Kristof’s gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn |