Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shit Boat (No Fans), artist - Alestorm. Album song Curse of the Crystal Coconut, in the genre Фолк-металShit Boat (No Fans) |
| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks |
| Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke |
| It’s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge |
| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks |
| You better give us all the money in your treasure chest |
| Or Kristof’s gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn |
| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks |
| Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap |
| And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet |
| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks |
| Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic |
| And all your crew look like LEGO bricks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks |
| Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke |
| It’s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge |
| Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks |
| Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks |
| You better give us all the money in your treasure chest |
| Or Kristof’s gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn |
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