| Arr, when I was a young lad, my father said to me | 
| «Arr, lend an ear, learn some pirate history | 
| Once a fearsome pirate ruled the seven seas | 
| He was your great-great-great-grand-pappy, Quint Skurvy» | 
| He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gains | 
| But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day | 
| I’ll make you swab the deck and then I’ll throw you in the brig | 
| I swear I’ll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did | 
| The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you’ll wish you’re never born | 
| When the coconut is mine, then you’ll feel this pirate’s scorn | 
| He hid it in an idol where it stayed for many years | 
| But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo did shed the crystal tear | 
| It lay upon the ground until, much to my surprise | 
| A stupid ape just wandered by and snatched my treasured prize | 
| He discovered it possessed extraordinary power | 
| And stealing it from Skurvy would be his darkest hour | 
| I’ll make you swab the deck and then I’ll throw you in the brig | 
| I swear I’ll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did | 
| The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you’ll wish you’re never born | 
| When the coconut is mine, then you’ll feel this pirate’s scorn | 
| Ya-ha-ha-harr! | 
| Alright then, crew | 
| Let’s show these filthy landlubbers what we’re make of | 
| Are ya ready? | 
| Let 'er rip! | 
| I’ll make you swab the deck and then I’ll throw you in the brig | 
| I swear I’ll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did | 
| The day you mess with Skurvy, arr, you’ll wish you’re never born | 
| When the coconut is mine, then you’ll feel this pirate’s scorn | 
| When the coconut is mine, then you’ll feel this pirate’s scorn | 
| Arr! |