| Captain, there be vikings off the starboard bow!
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| Attack!
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| 'Twas off some Caribbean shore,
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| While on an epic quest.
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| We came across a strange device!
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| A mystic portal into another time.
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| Where vikings ruled the land and sea!
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| Such mighty treasure they did hold.
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| We killed them all to steal their gold!
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| You put your faith in Odin and Thor!
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| We put ours in cannons and whores!
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| Your viking gods won’t save you now,
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| When the pirates strike from the starboard bow!
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| Back through time, to fight the viking foe!
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| Back through time, where our voyage must now go!
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| Six hundred years into the the past,
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| Our destiny is here at last!
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| For infamy and plunder we will ride!
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| Their ships were powerless against our cannon fire.
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| We took no prisoners that day! |
| (Yahaharr)
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| The Vikings prayed for mercy,
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| As we cut their throats!
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| But their worthless gods did not hear their cries!
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| Such mighty treasure they did hold.
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| We killed them all to steal their gold! |