Lyrics of Bas Master Chavudin - Ajs Nigrutin

Bas Master Chavudin (original)

Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram
Dok mi kaplje pazuh i jaje mi se kuva
Jedva ima vazduha po kome lete klice
Od penzosa što kašlju mi šlajmove u lice
Gotivno je dosta kad ne moź' da se diše
Uzvraćam udarac, podrigujem na viršle (Podrig)
I to one odvratne što se pazare na kilo
Čim izadjem iz busa ću uzmem ‘ladno pivo
Držim se za šipku, i tako pumpam biceps
Tu su mali cigani, nastali od incest
Jedan peva pesme, baca nas u sevdah
Drugi skuplja priloge da imaju za lepak
I zašto bi u busu svi morali da sedimo
Kad je dosta bolje da se oznojani lepimo
Atmosfera prelepa, onakva kakvu volim
Tehnike sam učio u GSP školi
Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra
Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra
Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju
Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju
Izvinite gospodine, dal' ste možda mogli
Malo više belog luka da se najedete?
(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)
Nek' izadje da peglira onaj kom je muka
A ko je prdn’o stići će ga božija ruka
Deda se nakrkao beloga luka
Neki se dopisuju preko Blututa
Uvek je veselo, i uvek je žurka
Kad udje kontrola onda kartu čukam
Jedna mala priča kako je pukla
I da nije srećna jer joj prvi nije struka
Drugarica joj čestita, jer je počela se jebe
I usta je debelom čoveku da sedne
Ja se čvrsto držim, po tome svi me znaju
Preživeo sam strujni udar u tramvaju
Kad popijem lakat ništa me ne boli
Kad nisam i busu, nadji me u troli
Neki ljudi slabi, tu u nesvest padnu
Srce mi se cepa kad izadjem na zadnju
(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)
Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra
Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra
Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju
Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju

(translation)

I love getting on the bus to push myself
As my armpit drips and my egg cooks
There is hardly any air in which germs fly
From the penzos who cough up slime in my face
It's almost enough when you can't breathe
I fight back, burp on the hot dogs (Burp)
And those disgusting ones that are sold by the kilo
As soon as I get off the bus, I'll grab a cold beer
I'm holding on to the bar, and that's how I pump my biceps
There are little gypsies, born from incest
One sings songs, throws us into sevdah
The other collects items to use as glue
And why should we all have to sit on the bus?
When it's much better to stick together in a sweat
The atmosphere is beautiful, the way I like it
I learned the techniques at the GSP school
You can find me at the station from this morning
Where I wait for full buses to get inside
I elbow, kick, step on someone else's foot
The middle is slightly forward so that everyone can enter
Excuse me sir, maybe you could
A little more garlic to fill you up?
(I love getting on the bus to push myself)
Let the one who is sick come out to iron
And whoever farted will be caught by the hand of God
Grandpa stuffed himself with garlic
Some correspond via Bluetooth
It's always fun, and it's always a party
When the control comes in, I tap the ticket
One small story how it broke
And that she is not happy because the first one is not her profession
Her friend congratulates her, because she started to fuck
And it's up to the fat man to sit down
I hold on tight, that's what everyone knows me for
I survived an electric shock in a tram
When I drink my elbow, nothing hurts
When I'm not busy, find me on troll
Some people get weak, that's when they faint
My heart breaks when I get to the last one
(I love getting on the bus to push myself)
You can find me at the station from this morning
Where I wait for full buses to get inside
I elbow, kick, step on someone else's foot
The middle is slightly forward so that everyone can enter