Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Mayor of Pussytown , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
The Mayor of Pussytown |
| Yo it’s 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya’ll real pussies |
| Ya’ll ain’t seen shit yet |
| Eh yo man let em know |
| Oh yeah, guess who’s back |
| It’s the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack |
| Don’t care about cheddar or the paper chase |
| I’m a fuckin grown man with zits on my face |
| A straight up chicken shit |
| A pansy ass punk |
| If I’m if I’m guarding your ass it’s an automatic slam dunk |
| While thugs are at the party bustin all ya’lls asses |
| I’m hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck’s my glasses |
| Can’t afford no rims my |
| My fuckin dick’s so small no bitch can suck it |
| I don’t pop 9's. |
| I got weak rhymes |
| Back in 9 deuce, I got pissed on 10 times |
| I roll solo I ain’t got no crew |
| I say please don’t hit me more than a cow says moo |
| Afraid of heights i’m a-scared in the dark |
| I walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park |
| Denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts |
| My fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips |
| When i step to the club feel free to stare me down |
| Because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown |
| May-or-of-pus-sy-town |
| When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv |
| Slumped out on the couch so no one can see |
| Unless I hear somebody knockin on my door |
| Then you’ll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor |
| I’ve been a fuckin coward every day of my life |
| That’s why I pretend I don’t know everyone’s banging my wife |
| I won’t sit on the porch, I don’t want no trouble |
| I’m more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble |
| When the shit goes down I make a break so fast |
| Look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past |
| Searchin for the sneakiest place to hide |
| Straight into the ladies room, ain’t got no pride |
| Slippin slidin, runnin hidin |
| You know damn well it’s a scooter i’m ridin |
| Oh no here we go, out come the Glocks |
| I take off so fast i pop out my socks |
| You gonna fuck with me, i’ll cry then run |
| I called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun |
| He clams up he shuts down |
| His pants he almost shits |
| He’ll even look the other way if you grab his grandma’s tits |
| Well I had a little poodle but neighbor’s stoled her |
| I’d shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder |
| I can’t pop no gun and i can’t fist fight |
| Hell I’m afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night |
| I use the steps in the pool cause i’m terrified to dive |
| Don’t fuck with my floaties they’s whats keepin me alive, bitch |
| Never drank Remy, never dealt crack |
| One time I smoked weed i had a panic attack |
| If you’re looking for my dick in the mens locker room |
| Just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom |
| Naw I’m just playin I don’t fuckin change in there |
| The one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair |
| But did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt |
| I did what I do best,: broke the fuck out |
| I ain’t lookin at you i ain’t tryin to front |
| It’s aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt |
| Freakin sneakin crawlin creepin |
| When the gangs are bangin i’m in the basement sleepin |
| I’m straight from the streets seen trouble in every side |
| When the shit hits the fan I throw on a fuckin disguise |
| Fake nose fake wig fake beard |
| They all worked pretty good |
| Sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent |
| And pretend I got lost in the hood, motherfucker |
| Now all you coward mother fuckers out there |
| Walkin round with your head hangin low |
| Just cause you ate one dick |
| Just know |
| My man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school |
| Case closed |
| May-or-of-pus-sy-town |