Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Amazing Willy Wanker , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
The Amazing Willy Wanker |
| When I was just a little wee lad |
| I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad |
| Something jumped and poked me good |
| 'That' he said 'just me morning wood' |
| A little tin soldier’s marchin by |
| Sergeant major unzips his fly |
| Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants |
| Slaps away til it starts to dance |
| A shootin star’s above my bed |
| Changin colors of my mushroom head |
| A rainbow jizz flys across the room |
| Little white spermies meet their doom |
| (Ah!) The amazing Willy Wanker! |
| (Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker! |
| And my scrotum sack he says |
| Lalalalalala, tickle me! |
| Little green men from outer space |
| Here to exterminate the human race |
| Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships |
| When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip |
| Like a knight of olden Camelot |
| The goo takes off like an arrow shot |
| Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs |
| For the spittin dragon between me legs |
| I’m using my thing for what it’s for |
| Gentle knock upon me door |
| Mumsy drops her cup of tea |
| When she sees my wank standing tall and free |
| (Ah!) The one and only Willy Wanker! |
| (Aaaaah!) Here comes Willy Wanker! |
| And my marble sack he says |
| Lalalalalala, tickle me! |
| Rasberry scones and marmalade! |
| Squeezing my squid in the evening shine! |
| Visions of mermaids in the sky! |
| Shooting my load in me own left eye! |
| Gramps was a hero in the first World War |
| But he ain’t got no dick no more |
| Comes home smokin from the corner pub |
| Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub |
| The world spins around like a big bass drum |
| Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum |
| The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl |
| Time to clean up with the washroom towel |
| (Ah, yeah!) It’s only Willy Wanker, yeah! |
| (Ah!) The lonely Willy Wanker! |
| And my wrinkled sack he says |
| Lalalalalala, tickle me! |