Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Whore! Where Are You?! , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Whore! Where Are You?! |
| Whore! |
| You get out here! |
| You hear me? |
| You get your whore ass out here! |
| Whore?! |
| I don’t need this today, whore! |
| Do not defy me, whore! |
| Show me |
| Your whore face or your really gonna be in for it! |
| Alright, that’s it, whore! |
| I’m coming after you! |
| I’m tired of your whore bullshit! |
| Are you in… the… |
| Bedroom? |
| Whore? |
| No! |
| Not in the bedroom… I bet the whore is in… the |
| Guest room… No whore! |
| Maybe there’s a whore under the guest bed??? |
| What?! |
| No whore again! |
| Well, then, where the fuck is the whore?! |
| Whore! |
| You meet me in the living room! |
| I’m not fuckin around anymore, whore! |
| I’m counting to three! |
| One… Two… Where the fuck are you?! |
| Bitch |
| Whore! |
| That’s it! |
| Three… Whore, whatever I did, I’m sorry… I take it all |
| Back, whore… Come on, whore, I’ll take the swing dance class with you… |
| I was in a bad mood when you asked! |
| (doorbell rings) |
| Now what? |
| Yes? |
| How you doin? |
| Fine, can I help you? |
| I have a FedEx here for Miss… Carochy? |
| Oh, I don’t think she’s here right now… |
| Alright, well, you wanna sign for it? |
| Ah, definitely… uh. |
| uh, what do I do? |
| What do you do? |
| Ah… you write your name right here… |
| I’m not used to signin for stuff… the whore usually takes care of all that |
| Kind of bullshit… |
| I see… well… |
| I don’t know where she is! |
| Ya know, it’s not like the whore disappeared |
| Without leavin a note like that… |
| Uh… I’m not sure who you’re talkin about… |
| That’s no biggie… But, hey, if you do see the whore, you tell to come |
| Home, she’ll get what’s coming to her… |
| Okay… |
| Hey, you have a good one, huh? |
| Yeah, you too |
| Sure… |
| (door closes) |
| Fuckin FedEx… Who’s mailing shit to the whore? |
| That’s what I wanna |
| Know… God damn whore gettin overnight mail… I’m not gonna open it… |
| I don’t want the whore callin me a snoop or sum shit… |
| (pours drink and sips) |
| (throws glass and breaks) |
| WHERE ARE YOU?! |
| WHORE?! |
| (door opens and closes) |
| Hi babe! |
| Where the hell were you, whore?! |
| I was freaking out over here! |
| I went to the bank… I saw Carol and we had coffee |
| Uh. |
| Wha? |
| Oh! |
| How is Carol? |
| She’s okay… she’s dealing with a lot of crap right now with the divorce… |
| That’s the tough… thing… You would never want to divorce me |
| Right, whore? |
| No! |
| And would you stop calling me whore? |
| It was fun last night, let’s just |
| Keep it in the bedroom |
| Yes! |
| I mean, sorry about that, Tina… Oh! |
| I got a FedEx for you! |
| I signed |
| For it and everything! |
| Oh, thanks… Just leave it over there, I’ll open it later… |
| Definitely! |
| You open it whenever you want! |
| It’s your FedEx! |
| Oh, one more thing… I forgot to pick up sum diet soda for the girls, they’re |
| Coming over later… Could you go to the store for me now? |
| No problem, Tina |
| Thanks, sweetie… I’m gonna go take a shower… |
| Really! |
| Cause… uh… maybe I could come take shower with you??? |
| No… no… They’re gonna be here soon |
| Alright… |
| Sum other time, though, okay? |
| Next time’s good… I’ll go get the soda, Tina… See you in a bit, huh? |
| Okay, bye! |
| Don’t take too long |
| Okay, bye bye… |
| (door opens and closes) |
| (whistling) |
| (bird chirps) |
| Look at that bird… Stupid bird, get your ass out of here! |
| Fucking whore |
| Bird just shit on me! |
| God damn whore bird! |
| You’ll get yours! |
| Now I need |
| A tissue! |
| He fucking shit on me! |
| He’s the one who should get a tissue! |
| Bitch! |