Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pibb Tries the Skateboarding , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Pibb Tries the Skateboarding |
| Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? |
| Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! |
| Uh huh… |
| I’m all set to give this skitchboard a whirl! |
| Okay, we should really put a helmet on you first… |
| Well… helmet has the word 'hell' in it, and I don’t know about |
| You, sonny, but I ain’t no sinner… |
| No, you’re not… |
| When my time comes, I’m on my way to heaven, so I won’t |
| Be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head! |
| Okay, Pibb… Just remember that the half pipe ain’t the easiest |
| Thing to do… |
| Never mind all that, boy! |
| It’s only half the pipe! |
| Let’s be concerned |
| When they got the whole thing here! |
| Right… |
| Now can we get to the skitchboardin? |
| Okay, okay… How bout we just get you on the board? |
| Can do! |
| Make sure you keep your knees bent… |
| Can do do! |
| Good job… |
| Now how bout a little pushky to get me started? |
| Okay, but go easy |
| Hell, this is simple as a pimple! |
| Yeah, yeah, you’re doin pretty good there buddy! |
| It’s quite similar to my youth when I’d sprinkle my brother’s |
| Marble collection all over the basement floor, glue a plank to |
| My feet, and skim around all the live long day! |
| Is that right? |
| Oh, how my father detested that sound! |
| I’m sure… |
| Ho, ho |
| Ha, yeah… you better take it down a notch there, Pibb… you’re |
| Startin to pick up a little too much speed… |
| Nonsense, check this out! |
| Whoo, hoo! |
| You got some air there, Pibb, lookin like a natural! |
| It’s all about the balance, and I’m darn good with that! |
| Just |
| Ask my banker! |
| Hahaha |
| I’ll get right on that… |
| Say, what’s the record for loop-de-loos on one of these things? |
| Uh… rotations? |
| Well, ain’t you fancy? |
| Yeah, Tony Hawk did a 900 once, that’s two and a half rotations… |
| Oh, I can stick that! |
| Don’t try that, Pibb… |
| Here we go!!! |
| Ahhhh!!! |
| (smack!) |
| Shit! |
| Oh, shit! |
| Are you alright, Mr. Pibb? |
| Is there a doctor in the house?! |