| Yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Here we go again
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| Come on
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| I’m headin' out and all I’m takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
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| Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
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| Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
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| Got my credit cards in my wallet
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| Got my phone you can call it
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| Master lock on my front door
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| That’s what my motherfuckin' keys are for
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| My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys
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| Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys
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| If I’m goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
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| If I’m gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
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| If I’m goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
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| If it’s winter time and I’m sleddin'
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| If I’m at that daddy daughter dance
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| My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
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| I’m goin' on vacation to the West Indies
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| And I don’t got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys
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| I rode on up to the airport
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| Lady asked for my passport
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| Fuck, okay
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| Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys
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| Phone, wallet, passport, keys
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| Now I need four things, bitch please
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| Phone, wallet, passport, keys
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| I’m finally on the plane I’m ridin' Delta, Delta
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| The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her
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| We went up 30 thousand feet
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| I reclined my fuckin' seat
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| 'Bout to watch a movie, stop
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| I forgot my laptop
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| Motherfucker, damnit
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| Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
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| Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
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| Too much shit that’s five fuckin' things
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| Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
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| I’m swingin' my shit all over the place I’m hurtin' ya, I’m hurtin' ya
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| I’m carryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a hernia
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| No place to put it, what should I do?
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| Probably should take my iPad too
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| What the fuck else did I forget?
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| (Sandman you need tons of shit)
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| My tick tacs, my back pack
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| My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
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| My sun glasses, my hairspray
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| My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
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| My notebook, my GoPro
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| My vape pen, my crossbow
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| My toothpick, my pocketknife
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| Oh fuck, I forgot my wife
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| (Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
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| (Phone, wallet, keys)
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| It used to be so easy
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| With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy
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| Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
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| (Phone, wallet, keys)
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| It used to be a breezy
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| With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy
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| My pockets got so heavy now I’m crampin, I’m crampin'
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| Each time I leave my house it’s like I’m campin', I’m campin'
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| I’m miserable just standin' around I’m like a walkin' lost and found
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| You know I’d rather stay at home where all I need’s my fuckin' phone
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| (Phone, phone, phone) yeah
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| (Phone, phone, phone)
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| Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone
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| (Phone, phone, phone) yeah
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| (Phone, phone, phone)
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| Yeah, I’ll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Phone Wallet Keys , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album 100% Fresh, in the genre