Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Phone Wallet Keys, artist - Adam Sandler. Album song 100% Fresh, in the genre
Date of issue: 21.03.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Netflix Studios
Song language: English
Phone Wallet Keys |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
Here we go again |
Come on |
I’m headin' out and all I’m takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys |
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys |
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys |
Got my credit cards in my wallet |
Got my phone you can call it |
Master lock on my front door |
That’s what my motherfuckin' keys are for |
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys |
Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys |
If I’m goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) |
If I’m gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) |
If I’m goin' out to a weddin' (wedding) |
If it’s winter time and I’m sleddin' |
If I’m at that daddy daughter dance |
My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants |
I’m goin' on vacation to the West Indies |
And I don’t got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys |
I rode on up to the airport |
Lady asked for my passport |
Fuck, okay |
Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys |
Phone, wallet, passport, keys |
Now I need four things, bitch please |
Phone, wallet, passport, keys |
I’m finally on the plane I’m ridin' Delta, Delta |
The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her |
We went up 30 thousand feet |
I reclined my fuckin' seat |
'Bout to watch a movie, stop |
I forgot my laptop |
Motherfucker, damnit |
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys |
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys |
Too much shit that’s five fuckin' things |
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys |
I’m swingin' my shit all over the place I’m hurtin' ya, I’m hurtin' ya |
I’m carryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a hernia |
No place to put it, what should I do? |
Probably should take my iPad too |
What the fuck else did I forget? |
(Sandman you need tons of shit) |
My tick tacs, my back pack |
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack |
My sun glasses, my hairspray |
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre) |
My notebook, my GoPro |
My vape pen, my crossbow |
My toothpick, my pocketknife |
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife |
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn |
(Phone, wallet, keys) |
It used to be so easy |
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy |
Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah |
(Phone, wallet, keys) |
It used to be a breezy |
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy |
My pockets got so heavy now I’m crampin, I’m crampin' |
Each time I leave my house it’s like I’m campin', I’m campin' |
I’m miserable just standin' around I’m like a walkin' lost and found |
You know I’d rather stay at home where all I need’s my fuckin' phone |
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah |
(Phone, phone, phone) |
Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone |
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah |
(Phone, phone, phone) |
Yeah, I’ll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet |