| Here we go Piece of shit car
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| I got a piece of shit car
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| That fuckin’pile of shit
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| Never gets me very far
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| My car’s a big piece of shit
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| 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
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| And my seatbelt’s fucking broken
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| I got to tie it in a knot
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| (It's a piece of shit)
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| I can’t see through the windshield
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| 'Cause it’s got a big fucking’crack
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| And the interior smells real bad
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| 'Cause my friend puked in the back
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| (It's a piece of shit)
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| Piece of shit car
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| (He's got a piece of shit car)
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| It sucks royal dick
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| (That fuckin’pile of shit)
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| 100% crap
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| (Never gets him very far)
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| Oh fuck you car
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| It’s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
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| Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
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| (They can bite his ass too)
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| And I got no fuckin’brakes
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| I’m always way out of control
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| Eleven times a day I hear Hey, watch it asshole
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| (You fuckin’piece of shit)
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| I got piece of shit car
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| (He got a piece of shit car)
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| Diesel gas sucks my ass
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| (That fuckin’pile of shit)
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| That pile of metal shit
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| (Never gets him very far)
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| Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you
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| You’re too wide for drive-thru
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| And you smell like the shoe
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| But I’m too broke to buy something new
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| Oh fuck me Well the engine likes to flood
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| The car always fuckin’stalls
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| And the seat cushion’s got a big rip
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| So a spring always pokes the balls
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| (Ouch, ouch, ouch)
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| Plus the door locks are busted
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| I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
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| (What a pain in his ass)
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| And if a girlie sees my car
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| There’s no chance I’ll ever bang her
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| (He never ever gets da pussy)
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| Hey shut up
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| You piece of shit car
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| (You got a piece of shit car)
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| You piece of shit car
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| Bald fuckin’tires
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| (You got a piece of shit car)
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| No rearview fucking mirror
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| Seven different colors
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| (You got a piece of shit car)
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| Fucking rag for a gas cap
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
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| (You got a piece of shit car)
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| (You got a piece of shit car)
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| (Piece of shit car)
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| Oh the whole town thinks I’m a loser
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| (You got a piece of shit car)
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| Cabby give me a push
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| (Piece of shit car…) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Ode to My Car , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album What The Hell Happened To Me? (DMD Album), in the genre Поп