Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Mr. I Do and the Doo Doos , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Mr. I Do and the Doo Doos |
| The boys say don’t you do it |
| Get a grip for goodness sake |
| Why you getting married? |
| Such a big league mistake |
| You lose all your freedom |
| When you’re solo you got it made |
| But while you guys are home whackin' it |
| I’ll be with my new wife gettin' laid, have mercy |
| Well, they say you’ll have no privacy |
| The old lady’s always there |
| But the good news is she’ll blow me |
| And let me shoot it in her hair |
| So while you’re all out searching |
| For that strange piece of trim |
| Remember I don’t have to wear a condom |
| Whenever I stick it in, no way |
| So you guys go watch your football |
| Trust me, I’ll be fine |
| 'Cuz after we brunch with her mother |
| I’m comin' home to a sixty-nine |
| And she’ll go ah-ah, uh-lickety-lick |
| Oo… ah…that's my husband’s dick |
| Now fellas I’ll be thinkin' of ya |
| Even though I’ve moved on |
| You’ll always be my homies |
| But I’m puttin' down the bong |
| 'Cause my soulmate’s my whole life now |
| I knew the first time I kissed her |
| But if she ever stops having sex with me |
| I’ll call you guys and we’ll bang her sister, ah yeah |
| Yeah, if she ever stops having sex with me |
| We’ll all gang bang her hot sister |