Lyrics The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal - Adam Sandler, Jon Rosenberg

The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.
Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?
Excited southerner: hi, how are you… i was… if you could, tell me, if you…
eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come… a la carte, if you see the.
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and… i'm watching my Weight… diabetic, with the low sodium… if you could broil… i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns… i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that’s, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak… the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
Waiter: I’ll come back when you’re ready.
Excited southerner: hoooo…