Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hot Water Burn Baby, artist - Adam Sandler. Album song Stan And Judy's Kid, in the genre Date of issue: 09.09.1999
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Hot Water Burn Baby |
| Well Ryan, tomorrow’s a big day. |
| Your mom’s coming home from the hospital with |
| your new baby sister. |
| baby sister |
| That’s right, baby sister. |
| baby sister |
| So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when |
| you’re around your new baby sister. |
| safety rules |
| Okay, rule number one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby. |
| wash hands |
| Do you know why? |
| no |
| Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the |
| baby cause they can make the baby sick. |
| germs make baby sick |
| That’s right, that’s right, Ryan. |
| Germs make baby sick. |
| germs make the baby sick |
| Okay, rule number two. |
| more rules |
| Don’t feed the baby anything. |
| don’t feed the baby. |
| That’s right. |
| why? |
| Well, because the baby needs to eat special baby food. |
| why? |
| Oh… well, other food is bad for the baby. |
| other food bad for the baby |
| That’s right, good. |
| Now, rule number three. |
| more rules |
| Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby. |
| water bad for the baby |
| Well, not all water, just hot water, |
| yes |
| Cause hot water will burn the baby. |
| i don’t understand, daddy |
| Okay, see this glass of water that I’m drinking? |
| yes |
| Well, this water is okay for the baby. |
| yes |
| Here, touch the glass. |
| yes |
| See, it’s nice and cool. |
| yes |
| Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby. |
| hot water burn baby? |
| Yes, hot water burn baby. |
| hot water burn baby |
| Yes, yes, hot water burn baby. |
| hot water burn your baby |
| Yes. |
| baby can’t go in swimming pool? |
| Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. |
| Swimming pool water is cool. |
| yes |
| That’s alright. |
| yes |
| But the jacuzzi is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the |
| baby. |
| hot water burn the baby |
| Yes. |
| hot water burn the baby |
| Yes. |
| Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that near the baby? |
| yea, baby like tea |
| No Ryan, uh, I don’t think you get it yet. |
| baby no like tea? |
| Well, I’m sure the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with? |
| …hot water |
| Right, and what did we say about hot water? |
| …oh, hot water burn baby |
| Yes, hot water burn baby! |
| hot water burn baby! |
| That’s right so no tea near the baby. |
| hot water burn baby |
| Yes. |
| baby no take bath? |
| No, bath water is warm. |
| Warm is okay. |
| yes |
| Hot is bad. |
| yes… hot water burn baby |
| Yes, hot water burn baby. |
| hot water burn baby |
| I think you’re gettin' it! |
| hot water burn baby |
| That’s right, Ryan. |
| hot water burn baby |
| NOW DON’T YOU EVER FORGET THAT! |
| 30 year later! |
| Hey, Ryan, what are you doing out there? |
| Just watchin' the discovery channel. |
| Well, dinner’s gonna be ready in about five minutes. |
| Aw, great baby, aight, I’ll be in in a few momentos. |
| Lemme just wind down… |
| (garbled) |
| Okay, honey! |
| Yeah. |
| The villagers of Pasquan |
| Pasquan |
| have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the |
| community. |
| Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent. |
| My God. |
| That explains the Pasquan’s low population. |
| Yeah, it does. |
| On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their |
| new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,… |
| Deerskin. |
| …which have been passed along from generation to generation. |
| That’s nice. |
| The entire Pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of |
| Chin-Chara. |
| ya-yara |
| Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle… |
| Wow. |
| …four times. |
| Four times. |
| Once for the sun,… |
| Hmm. |
| …once for the moon,… |
| The moon. |
| …once for the earth,… |
| The earth. |
| …and once for the wind. |
| The wind, too. |
| When the babies arrive back in their mother’s hands, they are marched, |
| in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs… |
| What? |
| …where the ceremonial purification will be completed. |
| What are you saying here? |
| As we watch, the mothers take their progeny out of the deerskin shells… |
| No. |
| …and dunk them into the steaming water. |
| No! |
| No! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| That’s right, Ryan. |
| Hot water burn baby. |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Ryan! |
| What’s going on out there? |
| Are you okay? |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Hot water burn most definitely burn baby. |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| That’s right, Ryan. |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| You are a bitch, Ryan! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Ryan, are you alright? |
| Hot water burn the baby! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Ryan! |
| What are you gonna do, whore? |
| Ryan! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Bitch! |
| Ryan! |
| What’s going on out there? |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Whore! |
| Who are you talking to? |
| Bitch! |
| I’m talking to the man! |
| Whore! |
| Hot water burn baby! |
| Ryan! |
| Bitch! |
| Ryan is a whore! |