| Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi
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| Transcribed by a fan
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| «and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game
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| getting hit by a pitch»
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| Cow: moo
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| «and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his
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| parachute isnt gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground»
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| M1: alright cow, dont even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
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| quit being a pansy and do it Cow: moo
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| Cow: moo, mrr
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| Cow: moow
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| «and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home
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| before realising they forgot his french fries»
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| Cow: moo, moo
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| Cow: mrr
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| «and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and
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| then realises he cant swim»
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| Cow: moo
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| Cow: mrr, mrr
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| «and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnt have any shoes on»
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| F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
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| Cow: moo
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| F1: uh uh uh, you cant touch that
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| Cow: moo
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| Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl
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| Cow: moo
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| Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
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| Cow: moo
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| M2: hey watch it cow
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| «and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the
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| farmer makes an obvious bad call»
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| Farmer: that was out
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| Cow: moo
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| Farmer: dont tell me it wasnt cause I saw it and that was out
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| Cow: moo
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| Farmer: by at least 3 feet thats how far, come in look there is still a mark
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| where its out
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| Cow: moo
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| Farmer: dont tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball
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| was out
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| Cow: mrr
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| Farmer: you cannot see from that angle
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| Cow: moo
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| «and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but
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| he soon finds out its just a practical joke»
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| Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow
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| Cow: moo
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| Farmer: hi, Im a famous actor
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| Cow: moo
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| Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to
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| dinner with me Cow: moo
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| Farmer: why dont I make reservations?
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| Cow: moo
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| Farmer: and why dont I tell you my real name? |
| farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle
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| Cow: mrr
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| Farmer: take that fatty
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| Cow: mrr
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| «and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle»
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| Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you
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| for the last time.
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| Farmer: oooh
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| Cow: mooooooooooooo |