| «Okay…
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| This is a song that uhh.
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| There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.
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| Not too many Chanukah songs.
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| So uhh.
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| I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any
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| Chanukah songs.
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| Here we go…»
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| Put on your yarmulke
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| Here comes Chanukah
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| So much funukah
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| To celebrate Chanukah
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| Chanukah is the festival of lights
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| Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
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| When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
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| Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah
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| So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
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| Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
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| Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
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| Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too
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| Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
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| You don’t need «Deck The Halls"or «Jingle Bell Rock»
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| 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
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| Put on your yarmulke
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| It’s time for Chanukah
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| The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
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| Celebrates Chanukah
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| O.J. |
| Simpson, not a Jew
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| But guess who is? |
| Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
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| We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
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| Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
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| Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he’s not, but guess who is All three Stooges
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| So many Jews are in showbiz
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| Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica
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| It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
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| I hope I get a harmonicah
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| Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
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| So drink your gin and tonicah
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| And smoke your marijuanikah
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| If you really, really wannakah
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| Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
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| Happy Chanukah |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Chanukah Song , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album What The Hell Happened To Me? (DMD Album), in the genre Поп