| Davey: It all seemed so long ago
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| Jennifer: Young and happy don’t you know
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| Davey: Down by the creek I would show
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| fireflies to that girl.
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| Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice
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| Davey: Before my warm heart turned to ice
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| Whitey: My sister’s wig once had lice
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| Jennifer: But that was long ago
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| Davey: The schoolyard’s where we were,
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| the first time I kissed her.
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| Jennifer: He thought he got some toungue
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| Davey: But it was only retainer
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| Whitey: Eleanore’s bra is a trainer
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| Davey: Well over theres my family home
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| Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam
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| Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone
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| Phone sex lady: But that was long ago
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| Davey: I carved our names upon that tree
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| Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me
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| Man: My darling wife was once a he
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| Man’s 'darling' wife: But that was long ago
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| Jennifer: He’d always whisper in my ear
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| Davey: But then I started drinkin' beer
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| Whitey: My jewels got licked by six frisky
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| deer
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| Jennifer: Now he’s just a loner and a lier
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| Davey: And my trailor’s caught on fire
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| fire?! |