| Hold a candle to a naked flame
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| Ask the atheist his Christian name
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| Try parachuting from a burning plane
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| Finding someone else you could blame
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| If I ever thought you’d be lonely
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| If I ever thought you’d be there
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| If I ever fought the alimony
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| Painted pony
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| You’d be there
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| Eskimo heart
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| Bedouin throat
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| A butcher trussed up in a camel hair coat
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| A crowning in the castle
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| A drowning in the moat
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| Ocean dried
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| Desert afloat
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| If I ever thought you’d be lonely
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| If I ever thought you’d be there
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| If I ever fought the alimony
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| My one and only
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| You’d be there
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| One for the lady
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| One for the gent
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| Signatures in wet cement
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| And if you ever ask
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| What I meant then I’d never know
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| Then I’d never know… |