Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Bachelor For Baden Powell, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song Post Historic Monsters, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 05.09.1993
Record label: Chrysalis
Song language: English
A Bachelor For Baden Powell |
Join the cubs |
See the world |
Pay your subs |
Meet the girls |
Sell your toys |
Be reborn |
They lvoe a boy in uniform |
37 wasted years |
Closeting his greatest fears |
Still in shorts and eating jelly |
He used to come and fix our telly |
Akala, Akala |
I will do my best |
Akala, you’ll have heart failure |
Get your hands out of my vest |
The oldest joker in the pack |
Knew how to fold a union jack |
Bought me chocolate, cakes and meats |
All the Cadbury’s flakes that I could eat |
You’re a bachelor for Baden Powell |
And you don’t know where I’ve been |
Take your spatula and your bathing towel |
Andgo swear your allegiance to the queen |
You’ll get no badge for touching me |
Bad health or inefficiency |
Halitosis poison breath |
Or scaring little lonely boys to death |
Akala, Akala I will do my best |
Akala, Akala |
You’ve got to get me off your chest |
Akala, Akala! |
I think it’s time to go |
Hayla Shayla, see you later |
I’m ony 9 years old and the answers NO! |
You’re a bachelor for Baden Powell |
And you don’t know where I’ve been |
So take your spatula and your bathing towel |
And go and swear your allegiance to the queen |