Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cool Daddio, artist - R Stevie Moore. Date of issue: 31.12.1973
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Cool Daddio |
| hi it’s great to be back with you |
| i am feeling well |
| mind if i just sing |
| i’ll start upon hearing the bell |
| mummy’s baking birthday bread |
| and daddy’s drink destroys his head |
| and little distant cousin’s asleep |
| but i’m a cool daddio |
| bubba’s busy masturbating |
| sissy’s sewing sweaters |
| so her fine fiance fits in the sheep |
| but i’m a cool daddio |
| you should see my fancy outfit |
| you should see their eyes |
| mummy’s polishing pottery |
| and daddy wins the lottery |
| and grandma’s little nephew’s in bed |
| but i’m a cool daddio |
| bubba’s boring barbara |
| and sissy’s in the shower |
| shaving stubbles like her fiance said |
| cool daddio, that’s me |
| i’m so debonair |
| but i don’t care to stick around |
| so i’m gettin' outta here |
| mummy begs for me to stay |
| and daddy says to go away |
| and little distant cousin woke up |
| yet i’m a cool daddio |
| everyone just settle down |
| and listen to my song |
| bubba’s breaking bureau shelves |
| and sissy is proud of herself |
| because her fiance is choked up |
| cool daddio, i’m just a… |