| This is a song about a very big, black, strong,
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| sexy southern baptist minister,
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| who thinks that he’s got his program all together
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| until he runs up against a lady
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| who shows him that he ain’t got it all together.
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| His name is Rev. Doctor Lee
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| Rev. Lee, he went to the water,
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| and he prayed to the lord about ol satan’s daughter.
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| It seems in a dream, child,
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| while he lay sleeping,
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| she climbed in his bed,
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| starts rubbing and weeping.
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| Oh she was twisting and turning,
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| she was beggin and pleading,
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| loving burning,
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| panting and breathing,
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| Rev. Lee she said,
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| «oh lord knows I love you child,
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| I will not even place God above you.»
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| Rev. Lee he lifted his arms high,
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| said «heavenly father, take me home to the sky.»
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| He said «lord please don’t test me,
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| not down where she touched me oh,
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| my mind is so hazzy lord my body is hungry,
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| oh yeah»
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| God rolled a thunder then a bolt of lighting he seemed to be angry,
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| oh sure was frightening,
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| the thunder grew louder louder,
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| dark and conditions just then a voice said
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| «God can not petitioned»
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| Just then the devil emerged from the water
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| and he said in a dry voice
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| «your God will not barter.»
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| Reverend Lee ran screaming from the water,
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| he was hotly persude by old satan’s daughter,
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| «Rev. |
| Lee"she said Rev. Lee, Rev. Lee,
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| oh do it to me, Rev. Lee,
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| do it to me, Rev. Lee do it to me…» |