Lyrics Welcome to Earth - Robyn Hitchcock

Welcome to Earth

(crackle crackle\npop pop)\nWelcome to Earth, home of the great women and men.\nWe are animals that have ideas.\nMaybe cats and ravens have ideas too, but they keep them to themselves.\nTravellers from the whole galaxy throng to our luscious planet with its\nevolution-friendly climate and nourishing minerals.\nTake time to locate the exit nearest you.\nPress 1 for Famine, 2 for Pestilence, 3 for Condoleeza, and 4 for Death.\nPlease note that Pestilence closes at six.\n(«Okay, that’s it.""Okay.»)