Lyrics Pokémon GO Rap - MC Lars

Pokémon GO Rap

Pokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go!\nPokémon Go, can’t stop when I see 'em\nGot kicked out the Holocaust museum\nSearching for that Squirtle and that Pikachu\nBut now I haven’t had a bath in a week or two\nMonday on the subway, epic fail\nSaw one on the tracks, down by the third rail\nHogging all my data through AT&T\nPhone bill last week was at least seven G’s\nFound a dead body in the stream by my house\nAnother homie looking for a Pokémon and drowned\nEscape to the past, I’m a 90's kid\nIPhone to my face like a giant squid\nGrandma’s funeral, staring at the screen\nSaw one in the casket, heard my Mom scream\nGotta catch 'em all, won’t stop till I’m done\nI play it when I drive 'cause it’s so much fun\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go! (Pokémon!)\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go! (Ayup)\nI got fired from my job, I was busy hunting Pokémon\nWalked into a tree? Now I got a broken arm\nI was on my way to march against what the police’ll do\nBut then I got distracted, I was looking for a Pikachu\nGot a call from my sister, said my Mom died\nTold her I’d have to call her back, ‘cause I’m trying to get up to level 5\nI’ll be walking, heat or snow or lightning in the forecast\nI’ll be swimming through a flood if I could get a Snorlax\nPokémon alerts, got me jumping out of bed now\nMan I lost my dog but, I also lost ten pounds\n(Pokémon, Pokémon Go!)\nWill I catch 'em all, man, I just don’t know\nBut I missed my wedding, I was out here getting\nRare Pokémon behind the convenience store\nA PokéStop was a restaurant\nAnd it’s on fire and there’s smoke involved\nBut I stayed inside and I died\n‘Cause I need to get more Poké Balls\nI’m Pokémoning while drivin'\nIt’s okay, I got insurance, I just ran into a tourist\nCaught a Pokémon when he was dyin'\nI don’t eat, don’t sleep and my phone goes beep\nSaw an old lady getting mugged, I was about to help\nBut these Pokémon across the street ain’t gonna catch themselves!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nPokémon, Pokémon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go!\nGlobal warming destroying the planet\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nLittle kids homeless, starving and famished\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nDonald Trump might actually be the president\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nThey kill black dudes, there’s video evidence\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nThe government is reading all of your texts and emails\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nIn Afghanistan, there’s no school for females\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nYou can buy an AR-15 on the Internet\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nThey tricked everybody under 40 into debt\nWho cares, bro? Pokemon Go!\nGo! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!\nCould we stop making this song now?\nI’m tryna get some fucking Pokémon