| I got my brother Frank’s suitcase |
| He used it once to join the army |
| But they found out he had flat feet |
| And stayed gone barely two weeks |
| I got my sister Pearl’s best dress |
| She used to wear it dancin` |
| But now she’s married to a preacher |
| And they don’t allow that kind of thing |
| And I’m standing by this Greyhound |
| I’m so scared that I can’t stand it |
| All dressed up in their hand me downs |
| with this ticket out of Kansas |
| Oh my ticket out of Kansas |
| Now Aunt Louise thinks I can sing |
| She thinks I’ve got a shot |
| She gave me her first wedding ring |
| She let me put in hock |
| Momma swears that I’m a treasure |
| That I’ve got diamonds in my soul |
| Waiting to be discovered |
| Waiting for the world to know |
| And I’m climbing aboard this Greyhound |
| I’m so scared that I can’t stand it |
| All packed up with all their hand me downs |
| And this ticket out of Kansas |
| Oh my ticket out of Kansas |
| Daddy hands me his bible |
| Its marked the Book Of Jobe |
| He says girl you’re gonna need it |
| Girl you better go |
| And I’m waiting from this Greyhound |
| I’m so scared that I can’t stand it |
| All packed up with their hand me downs |