| Well hung, friend of mine |
| He’s size 8, I’m size 9 |
| Shucks my dear |
| I’m gonna get a lick from you |
| One thing, one thing too |
| One thing to remember, that I could have |
| Yes I could have, uh yes I could have |
| I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t, yeah yeah |
| Short fuse |
| Lights blew out |
| Power came back |
| Hear them shout |
| Shucks my dear, gotta get a lick from you |
| One thing, one thing too |
| One thing to remember that I could have |
| Yes I could have, baby but I could have |
| I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t yeah yeah yeah |
| My shoes walk down the street |
| Only trouble is they ain’t on my feet |
| Dig them kicks, they belong to me |
| One thing, one thing too |
| One thing to remember that I could have |
| Baby could have, yeah I could have |
| I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t, didn’t yeah |
| Rip it up, rip it down |
| Change the shape of the whole damn town |
| Shucks my dear, I’m gonna get a lick from you |
| One thing, one thing too, one thing to remember that I could have |
| Yes I could have, yeah but I could have |
| I could have stood you up but I did, did, did, did, did, did, did |
| I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn’t yeah yeah |