| Yo yo yo
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| Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
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| Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
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| Yo, I knocked on her door, «Who is it?»
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| Ha ha, it’s Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
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| I heard them niggas in The Bricks get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas all Uptown get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas out in Queens get smoked a lot
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| Yo, yo yo
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| I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
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| If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
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| I’m worldwide chinky, who dub with chrome inky
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| Chicken ridin' shottie and she boost all her dickie
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| This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
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| If your lame ass can’t feel it, then your cord unplugged
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| PPP smoked your weed, ain’t nobody around
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| You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
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| I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin'
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| One time I left my truck runnin' in Brooklyn wide open
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| I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R — «Hello, can I talk to Nia?»)
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| And it’s Tonya (G — «NIA?!», R — «Oh shit!»)
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| Click over (R — «Whassup bitch?». «Oh, hi momma!»)
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| Yo, when I’m on stage rhymin I forget what state that I’m in
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| The bitches numbers I lost, my baby mama find em
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| I played the lottery, forty million that day
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| I probably won the motherfucker but I forgot that I played!
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| Yo yo yo
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| Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
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| Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
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| Yo, I knocked on her door, «Who is it?»
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| Hah, it’s Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
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| I heard them niggas up in Cali get smoked a lot
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| All them niggas in Atlanta get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas in Virginia get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas in Rhode Island get smoked a lot
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| Aiyyo-yo, yo
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| When I get high I start throwin' water in the crowd
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| Battle MCs off the top, slaughterin' a child
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| Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
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| No matter what you call it, it be peelin' back my shit!
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| Aiyyo Cali niggas got Bomb -- that same Bomb
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| Made me forget my mama’s birthday and it’s tattoed on my arm
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| I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee’d up
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| I was caught puttin' Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
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| Do y’all motherfuckers feel high tonight?
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| Knowin y’all niggas shouldn’t drive tonight?
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| Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan door
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| So we can all die and get high off of secondhand smoke
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| Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
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| Smokin the L with Doc earn frequent flyer miles
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| I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
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| I need to go to E.O. |
| rehab, and sign my stankin ass in!
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| Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
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| Ah-hah, I damn near had to wreck a ho
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| Yo, I knocked on her door, «Who is it?»
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| Yo, it’s Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
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| I heard them niggas in The Bronx get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
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| I heard them niggas in Detroit get smoked a lot
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| Lot, lot, lot, lot
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| Yo, yo, yo, yo
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| Yo. |
| motherfucker
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| Don’t fuck around in The Bricks motherfucker
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| Rats’ll whoop your ass over there motherfucker
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| Nigga got so much Backyard Boogie over there
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| The seeds’ll kill you motherfucker, yeah!
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| Chickenheads’ll rob you over there motherfucker
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| Sucker ass motherfucker
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| Get the fuck on out of here
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| Yo light that shit here!
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| (We gon' take you out, on W Fuck All Y’all radio) |