| Esoteric, we’re gonna play a little game
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| I’m gonna give you a word, you tell me exactly what comes to mind
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| Cool, let’s go
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| Brain — tumor, suede — Puma
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| Natalie — true, Liv Tyler — rumor
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| Lionel — my man, weapon — mic stand
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| Moo goo — gai-pan? |
| Essex — fried clams
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| Sample — truncate, 45 — drum break
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| Mescaline — dumb fake, rent money — month late
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| Aguilera — lame slut, Cameo — change cut
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| Lance Rivera — shank up, Rawkus Records — bankrupt
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| Sittin here gettin my brain exam’d
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| Like I’m a, deranged man with the strangest plan
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| I got the, seat reclined in the therapy spot
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| The psycho-analyst is lookin at me like I’m a crackpot
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| Now sit back and relax — I’m doin that already
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| Please keep your hands steady — Why? |
| — Your face is all sweaty
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| Yo I’m ready to heave
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| Mr. Ryan just breathe
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| I’ll do a few more of these, then I’m gonna leave
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| Okay Tom Cruise — Ray*Ban, Elton John — gay man
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| Backpack — wack flow, fur coat — Fat Joe
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| Farrakhan — Nation, mad soul — Haitian
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| A title, for this joint? |
| Word Association
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| «Listen up as I take out the rhyme book»
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| «From the rude attitude, done got in it to win it»
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| Okay, now tell me a little bit about your education
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| I didn’t breeze through school, well actually I did
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| I breezed through the campus center back to my crib
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| You like to socialize? |
| — Yeah — Well that’s no surprise
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| Plus it’s somethin that a lunatic mostly denies
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| Chill, whatchu tryin to say, that I’m about to explode?
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| My last crazy episode was during Nematode
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| «Disguising his microbiotics.» |
| that was dope
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| Well it goes without saying like old folks, continue
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| Okay Tiger — Chun Li, Crocodile — Dundee
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| Big pimp — Rocky V, hook shots — from three
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| Revelie — no crew, nerd bath — tofu
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| Richard Lewis — BoKu? |
| where is he? |
| No clue
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| Groupies — free throws, Aria — need hoes
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| Chinatown — peep shows, Tello’s — umm, cheap clothes
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| Pedophile — pulpit, De La — cool skit
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| How do you feel about this exam? |
| I think it’s bullshit!
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| «Well, well, well! |
| I’ll be damned»
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| «Say what?» |
| — «is the word» — «I don’t know»
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| «Like I. like I said before.»
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| «Listen up as I take out the rhyme book»
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| «I'm dead serious and I won’t fess it.»
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| «. |
| but chill 'til I finish the third verse»
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| «Now, listen-listen to the past»
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| This is going well, tell me a little about uhh, Metzer
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| The punk stand front and center
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| Red carpets roll, ladies trumpet as they enter
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| Light years beyond, my title’s number one contender
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| Mind of an inventor with the grace of a fencer
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| Look, I gives a fuck if you’re white, black or octaroon
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| I’ll lock you in a room, make you pop balloons
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| Filled with toxic fumes, yeah you shoulda bought a tomb
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| Cause Esoteric puts the Metal to your Face like Dr. Doom
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| Is-is that true? |
| — Nah but it’s a hot rhyme
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| Just give me a word, I’ll say what pops to my mind
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| Cell — phone or prison? |
| Esoteric — vocalism
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| Freestyle — old tradition, Mass Ave. — Pole Position
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| Dirtbag — chopperhead, Trevski — knock him dead
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| Big troops — knuckle up, Jedi Mind — fuck you up
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| Diesel — buttonfly, Kool Keith — Russian spy
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| No press — no Es, hope chest — slow death
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| This a joke? |
| Hell no, kangaroo — velcro
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| Fat lace — shelltoe, Spud Webb — Elmo?
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| Letterman — great host, Moltar — Space Ghost
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| Applebee’s — tastes gross, lap dance — pesos
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| Kid Rock — white trash, Limp Bizkit — don’t ask
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| Handgun — under stress, LSD — Hunter S
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| Thanks for your time
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| Peace
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| That I can’t allow
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| Huh?
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| You’re legally insane, you’ll be living here now
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| What? |