| Two plus two, add em up get five
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| Capital of Boston, Mass is Beverly
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| See that man with the gun, poke him in the eye
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| Now now, G.W. |
| Bush would never lie
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| Mike Tyson’s such a clever guy
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| Illmatic was good but it’s no Aquemini
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| Cemetery, I spell it with an «a»
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| Phlegm’s f-l-e-m today
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| I spoke with Madonna on I’m
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| Myspace, Led Zeppelin’s my friend
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| Hip hop started in Ipswich
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| French fries taste like dog shit
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| Billy Holliday, he’s the best
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| That Beck is touring out west
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| Men and women they both need a crown
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| For being so dumb yo tell me how they sound
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| (Dumb) When y’all ain’t having no sex
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| But he comes home reeking of beer and Durex
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| (Dumb) When you keep running back to your ex
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| When he treats you like I treated my Lex
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| (Dumb) When you’re backstage at a show
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| And don’t know that your girl ain’t look like a ho
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| (Dumb) When you date a guy for three weeks
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| Get his name tattooed all on your ass cheeks
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| (Dumb) When you gave your boyfriend the keys to the crib
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| When he barely sees your ass as it is
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| (Dumb) When you the drunk In the club
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| So you shake what your momma gave you to a thug
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| (Dumb) Drinking, you’re trying to find Steve
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| And he says that his cellphone’s dead and you believe him
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| (Dumb) When you think he thinks you’re number one
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| I know stupid people girl but you dumb
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| Now we ain’t here to celebrate stupidity or glorify being braindead but there’s
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| a few things we have to address.
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| Tupac ain’t really dead yo
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| That’s real blood on Ric Flair’s head bro
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| Bin Laden, he’s only bluffing
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| She on the pill so I won’t catch nothing
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| The Sox dude they don’t need Manny
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| The Celtics really need Danny
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| My ex-girlfriend can’t stand me
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| Nickelback should’ve won a Grammy
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| Should I bring wine to the funeral?
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| Adrianna Lima ain’t beautiful
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| Men and women they both get a crown for being so dumb
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| Yo tell em how they sound
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| (Dumb) When you lend your best friend your whip
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| When he’s nuts and you knowing that he drives like shit
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| (Dumb) When you give your girlfriend a lift
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| To a guy friend’s you don’t even question it
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| (Dumb) When you party like a rock star
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| Drive drunk, break down and flag down a cop car
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| (Dumb) When you take eight shots of
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| nine shots of Goose
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| (Dumb) When you when you’re buying these whiplash CD’s
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| From MC’s that keep rhyming over
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| (Dumb) When you call yourself an entertainment company but don’t do jack
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| (Dumb) When you try to rob a gas station
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| Now the cashiers will smash that face in
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| (Dumb) When you fight battles with a gun
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| I know stupid but that’s just dumb
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| What a dumb thing to do. |
| I’m sure you wouldn’t have done anything like this if
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| mom and dad were here.
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| Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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| Don’t open that door! |
| Don’t open that door! |
| Oh man you are dumb. |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Play Dumb , by - 7L & Esoteric. Song from the album A New Dope, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп