
Date of issue: 26.06.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Babygrande
Song language: English
Perfect Person |
Verse 1: |
I got six pairs of Nikes by the front door |
I got six more by the TV so it’s war |
The only time I pick em up’s to put em on my feet |
And that’s the reason why my girl |
Is trying to kill me in my sleep |
Every time I go to change the trash bag in the barrell |
It gets stuck because it’s overflowing with dirty apparel |
I don’t do laundry, I just buy new socks and undies |
I don’t give a fuck, I been this way since I was rocking Gumbies |
I love this girl to death but I’m startin to wonder, |
«Does she love me back? |
Or does she really want me six feet under? |
«Cause she claims I don’t do anything around the house |
But play a game of cat and mouse with Foxy and Neo |
Yo they tearin' up the couch |
I said I love em, she said if you really loved em |
You would change their kitty litter, not just feed them crap and bug em |
Please, back on up cause you’re in the way |
I’m trying to watch the game, girl. |
Is that okay? |
«My friends all say… «Your friends all say nothin. |
I’m tryin to hear today. |
(Chorus) |
You don’t wanna kill me, you wanna mould me and build me |
Until I’m the perfect person for you but I think that’s silly (It's true) |
You don’t wanna beat me, you wanna school me and teach me |
Until I’m the perfect person for you but you cannot reach me (Nope) |
(Verse 2) |
Now this situation, livin with a mental patient |
Posin as my girlfriend got me lookin for some ventilation |
And I kick my feet up when I’m home, I turn the heat up, leave the seat up |
That leads up to me gettin hands beat up, she’s G’ed up |
I know she’s thinkin I ain’t worth a buck in change |
If I’m not sellin records on the wall and no she fuckin frames |
I can’t explain the pain I go through |
Karma’s like that so I told you |
You can go to family functions for brownie points and get nothin |
But mashed potatoes and stuffing, have fun, uncomfortable hugging |
That goes hand in hand when man meets woman’s fam |
You understand? |
I do. |
I used to view her as this undomestic goddess |
Now the Food Network and Rachel Ray have taken her away |
I know you’re thinkin, «Dude, don’t complain.» |
I’m not complainin, I’m explainin how she’s drainin every brain muscle inside |
my cranium |
And yo maybe I’m nuts. |
I never said she’s feminazi |
But she’s trying to turn her boyfriend into Emeril Lagasse |
And I can’t do that, I’m a plan to pack |
How I look comin home with a can of that? |
How’d I look comin home with a Santa hat? |
You know I buy you things, you can handle that (Right?) |
(Chorus) |
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