| When I’m in character
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| I go insane
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| I stagger, I stammer, I sob
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| I make the audiences feel my pain
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| And if they don’t leave depressed
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| Then I’ve not done my job
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| Each time I find a role like Eleanor
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| The artist inside of me thrives
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| I put on that wig
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| And those prosthetic teeth
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| And know I’m changing lives
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| By the time I get tuberculosis in Act Two
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| Even the people who are dead inside
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| Will Shout
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| 'Bravo!'
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| On Cue
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| The first review is in!
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| The New Jersey Star-Ledger
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| No, don’t tell me
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| … What does it say?
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| It says we’re a hit!
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| (sung)
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| We’re a hit and I think we deserve it!
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| That’s for sure
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| Also it means that this tour de force
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| Will not be forced to tour
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| To Eleanor!
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| May she run for eternity!
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| To Eleanor!
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| Cheers to a show that’s so inspiring
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| It’s almost too much to sit through
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| And if we’ve won that might mean one more thing
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| That in ten years or so, we’ll do Eleanor 2!
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| I can predict what the reviews will say
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| Before the next note has arrived
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| It’s ground-breaking
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| Earth-Shaking
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| Life-affirming
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| Breath-taking
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| Gut-wrenching
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| Heart-aching
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| In two words it’s
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| History-making
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| That’s why every actor strives
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| For adulation
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| And compensation
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| That comes from nightly
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| Changing Lives
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| It’s just what we do |