Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ons Is Hier, artist - Max Normal.tv.
Date of issue: 10.08.2015
Song language: Afrikaans
Ons Is Hier(original) |
Goeie naand dames en here, DJ Jakob Basson in die huis |
En man ek wil net eers se vir al hierdie bokkies julle lyk daar spoggerig |
vanaand |
Vir al daai blonde enetjie daar in die goue satyn rokkie, sy maak 'n man se |
hart sommer soos vinnag klomp |
Maar voor ons begin warm word op toe die dansvloer, met ek net 'n vinnige |
dankie se vir almal wat gehelp het om hierdie sokkie-jol mootlik te maak |
Maar nou, kom ons maak reg vir 'n warm sessie op die dansvloer, so maak daai |
litte los, want oh here god, vanaand, gaan die poppe dans |
Gooi |
Propvol krag |
Nommer een op die mikrofoon met die mag |
Daf nag |
Demoon jag |
Van jou aandag |
Binnekant har buitekant sag |
Gevaar |
Pas op vir die zombies |
Wakker, werk, telivisie, slaap |
Wakker, werk, altyd 'n bietjie vaak |
Naweek, mall, miskien 'n bitjie jol |
Dink buite die boks, rusteloos |
En plaas van breindood |
Boos is 'n doos |
Op die vanaand 'n moerse gemors |
Steve Hofmeyr kou Zuma se wors |
Vok die groot baas van die plaas |
Haas das die nuuskas aan die raas |
Max Normal is terug soos 'n blast from the past |
My nuwe manskrag se yo wat’s aan die gang |
Elke man het 'n kragspan nodig |
Dapper, wakker en teenwoordig |
Ons is hier |
Ons is hier |
Ons is hier |
Ons is hier |
Ons is hier |
MaxNormal.TV |
On-voor-spelbaar |
No teeth just gum |
Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun |
Go home having tollie trekking trollie trekkers |
Snollie, pis, bier, kots, shit, kak, fucking lekker |
Not |
Ons slaap vars, kraakvars |
Pick die reels vind die real deals raak skaars |
En die TV laat waai kwaai met die kragdrag |
Ma se, «Liewe magtig, jy lyk pragtig! |
«Kyk, daar’s 'n dassie op die koppie |
Chomp 'n tjoppie |
Skop 'n doppie |
Klap 'n koppie koffie |
, julle klompie bokkies in die sokkie |
Kwaai bokkies sonder onder rokkies |
Bons-bons, dis jou verjaarsdag |
Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag |
Bons-bons, pomp jul lywe |
Reg deur die nag soos 'n stywe raver |
Man, ons het nou-nou daai bedankings so 'n bietjie afgerammel |
So ek wil net terugkom en hierdie takie deeglik afhandel, uhm |
Tannie Willemien, baie dankie vir al die lekker kaas en tamatie toebroodjies, |
en al die lekker vingeretetjies wat tannie so pragtig voorbrei het, |
hulle se mos altyd: die pad na 'n man se hart is deur sy maag |
Dankie tannie Willemien |
En natuurlik Oom Hennie, die disko-bal wat oom vir ons gehuur het, |
dis regtig mooi en dit skep so lekker atmosfeer |
En laaste, wil ons net vir Oom Reynhard se, dankie vir al die drank man, |
wat sou ons nou gedoen het sonder Oom Reynhard |
En Oom Hynre ek wil ook sommer ner go vir Pieter vra om assablief die bier uit |
te los, los vir ons manne so een of twee oor man |
(Fok jou Pieter!) |
Wind in my hare |
Bloed in my are |
Vlieg deur die lug met elektroniese strale |
Internet, radio, televisie |
Weer op 'n missie |
Geen kompetisie |
Ons raak fisies |
Praat briesies |
Breek tee siggies |
Lig, wip, sit glimlag op klein gesiggies |
Derde oog, oop gaan voor |
MaxNormal.TV is die fokken antwoord |
Yolandi Visser met die glad styl wat gly |
Jakob Basson waar die vok is jy |
Justin de Nobrega met die beats wat pomp |
MaxNormal.TV met die speech wat stom |
Kom ons bons dis jou verjaarsdag |
Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag |
Bons-bons reg deur die nag toe die more |
Leen jou oore |
Nou’s jy weer gebore |
(translation) |
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, DJ Jakob Basson in the house |
And man I just want to say first to all these kids you guys look flashy there |
tonight |
For all that blonde one out there in the golden satin dress, she makes a man's |
heart just like a lot of work |
But before we start warming up on the dance floor, with me just a quick |
thank you to everyone who helped make this sock jol possible |
But now, let's get ready for a hot session on the dance floor, so do that |
let loose, because oh here god, tonight, the dolls are going to dance |
Throw |
Packed with power |
Number one on the microphone with the power |
Daf nag |
Demon hunt |
From your attention |
Inside has outside soft |
Danger |
Watch out for the zombies |
Wake up, work, television, sleep |
Wake up, work, always a little sleepy |
Weekend, mall, maybe a little jol |
Think outside the box, restless |
And instead of brain death |
Evil is a box |
Tonight a mess |
Steve Hofmeyr chews Zuma's sausage |
Breed the big boss of the farm |
Rabbit tie the newsstand to the noise |
Max Normal is back like a blast from the past |
My new manpower's yo what's going on |
Every man needs a power team |
Brave, awake and present |
We are here |
We are here |
We are here |
We are here |
We are here |
MaxNormal.TV |
Unpredictable |
No teeth just gum |
Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun |
Go home having tollie trekking trolley trekkers |
Snollie, piss, beer, vomit, shit, shit, fucking delicious |
Not |
We sleep fresh, crisp fresh |
Pick the rules find the real deals become scarce |
And the TV blows loudly with the power line |
Mother says, «Dear mighty, you look beautiful! |
«Look, there's a dassie on the hill |
Chomp a chop |
Kick a cap |
Have a cup of coffee |
, you bunch of kids in the sock |
Angry kids without under dresses |
Bounce-bounce, it's your birthday |
Let's party like your birthday |
Bounce-bounce, pump your bodies |
Right through the night like a stiff raver |
Man, we just rattled off those resignations a little bit |
So I just want to come back and finish this task thoroughly, uhm |
Aunt Willemien, thank you very much for all the delicious cheese and tomato sandwiches, |
and all the delicious finger food that Auntie had so beautifully prepared, |
they always say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach |
Thank you Aunt Willemien |
And of course Uncle Hennie, the disco ball Uncle rented for us, |
it's really beautiful and it creates such a nice atmosphere |
And lastly, we just want to say to Uncle Reynhard, thank you for all the booze man, |
what would we have done now without Oom Reynhard |
And Oom Hynre I also want to ask Pieter to please get the beer out |
to leave, leave for our men about one or two over man |
(Fuck you Pieter!) |
Wind in my hair |
Blood in my are |
Fly through the air with electronic jets |
Internet, radio, television |
Again on a mission |
No competition |
We get physical |
Talk breezes |
Break tea siggies |
Lift, bounce, put smiles on little faces |
Third eye, open front |
MaxNormal.TV is the fucking answer |
Yolandi Visser with the smooth style that glides |
Jakob Basson where the fuck are you |
Justin de Nobrega with the beats that pump |
MaxNormal.TV with speech speechless |
Let's bounce it's your birthday |
Let's party like your birthday |
Bounce-bounce right through the night when the morning |
Lend your ears |
Now you are born again |