Translation of the song lyrics Ons Is Hier - Max Normal.tv

Ons Is Hier (original)

Goeie naand dames en here, DJ Jakob Basson in die huis
En man ek wil net eers se vir al hierdie bokkies julle lyk daar spoggerig
vanaand
Vir al daai blonde enetjie daar in die goue satyn rokkie, sy maak 'n man se
hart sommer soos vinnag klomp
Maar voor ons begin warm word op toe die dansvloer, met ek net 'n vinnige
dankie se vir almal wat gehelp het om hierdie sokkie-jol mootlik te maak
Maar nou, kom ons maak reg vir 'n warm sessie op die dansvloer, so maak daai
litte los, want oh here god, vanaand, gaan die poppe dans
Gooi
Propvol krag
Nommer een op die mikrofoon met die mag
Daf nag
Demoon jag
Van jou aandag
Binnekant har buitekant sag
Gevaar
Pas op vir die zombies
Wakker, werk, telivisie, slaap
Wakker, werk, altyd 'n bietjie vaak
Naweek, mall, miskien 'n bitjie jol
Dink buite die boks, rusteloos
En plaas van breindood
Boos is 'n doos
Op die vanaand 'n moerse gemors
Steve Hofmeyr kou Zuma se wors
Vok die groot baas van die plaas
Haas das die nuuskas aan die raas
Max Normal is terug soos 'n blast from the past
My nuwe manskrag se yo wat’s aan die gang
Elke man het 'n kragspan nodig
Dapper, wakker en teenwoordig
Ons is hier
Ons is hier
Ons is hier
Ons is hier
Ons is hier
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On-voor-spelbaar
No teeth just gum
Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun
Go home having tollie trekking trollie trekkers
Snollie, pis, bier, kots, shit, kak, fucking lekker
Not
Ons slaap vars, kraakvars
Pick die reels vind die real deals raak skaars
En die TV laat waai kwaai met die kragdrag
Ma se, «Liewe magtig, jy lyk pragtig!
«Kyk, daar’s 'n dassie op die koppie
Chomp 'n tjoppie
Skop 'n doppie
Klap 'n koppie koffie
, julle klompie bokkies in die sokkie
Kwaai bokkies sonder onder rokkies
Bons-bons, dis jou verjaarsdag
Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag
Bons-bons, pomp jul lywe
Reg deur die nag soos 'n stywe raver
Man, ons het nou-nou daai bedankings so 'n bietjie afgerammel
So ek wil net terugkom en hierdie takie deeglik afhandel, uhm
Tannie Willemien, baie dankie vir al die lekker kaas en tamatie toebroodjies,
en al die lekker vingeretetjies wat tannie so pragtig voorbrei het,
hulle se mos altyd: die pad na 'n man se hart is deur sy maag
Dankie tannie Willemien
En natuurlik Oom Hennie, die disko-bal wat oom vir ons gehuur het,
dis regtig mooi en dit skep so lekker atmosfeer
En laaste, wil ons net vir Oom Reynhard se, dankie vir al die drank man,
wat sou ons nou gedoen het sonder Oom Reynhard
En Oom Hynre ek wil ook sommer ner go vir Pieter vra om assablief die bier uit
te los, los vir ons manne so een of twee oor man
(Fok jou Pieter!)
Wind in my hare
Bloed in my are
Vlieg deur die lug met elektroniese strale
Internet, radio, televisie
Weer op 'n missie
Geen kompetisie
Ons raak fisies
Praat briesies
Breek tee siggies
Lig, wip, sit glimlag op klein gesiggies
Derde oog, oop gaan voor
MaxNormal.TV is die fokken antwoord
Yolandi Visser met die glad styl wat gly
Jakob Basson waar die vok is jy
Justin de Nobrega met die beats wat pomp
MaxNormal.TV met die speech wat stom
Kom ons bons dis jou verjaarsdag
Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag
Bons-bons reg deur die nag toe die more
Leen jou oore
Nou’s jy weer gebore

Ons Is Hier (translation)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, DJ Jakob Basson in the house
And man I just want to say first to all these kids you guys look flashy there
tonight
For all that blonde one out there in the golden satin dress, she makes a man's
heart just like a lot of work
But before we start warming up on the dance floor, with me just a quick
thank you to everyone who helped make this sock jol possible
But now, let's get ready for a hot session on the dance floor, so do that
let loose, because oh here god, tonight, the dolls are going to dance
Throw
Packed with power
Number one on the microphone with the power
Daf nag
Demon hunt
From your attention
Inside has outside soft
Danger
Watch out for the zombies
Wake up, work, television, sleep
Wake up, work, always a little sleepy
Weekend, mall, maybe a little jol
Think outside the box, restless
And instead of brain death
Evil is a box
Tonight a mess
Steve Hofmeyr chews Zuma's sausage
Breed the big boss of the farm
Rabbit tie the newsstand to the noise
Max Normal is back like a blast from the past
My new manpower's yo what's going on
Every man needs a power team
Brave, awake and present
We are here
We are here
We are here
We are here
We are here
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Unpredictable
No teeth just gum
Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun
Go home having tollie trekking trolley trekkers
Snollie, piss, beer, vomit, shit, shit, fucking delicious
Not
We sleep fresh, crisp fresh
Pick the rules find the real deals become scarce
And the TV blows loudly with the power line
Mother says, «Dear mighty, you look beautiful!
«Look, there's a dassie on the hill
Chomp a chop
Kick a cap
Have a cup of coffee
, you bunch of kids in the sock
Angry kids without under dresses
Bounce-bounce, it's your birthday
Let's party like your birthday
Bounce-bounce, pump your bodies
Right through the night like a stiff raver
Man, we just rattled off those resignations a little bit
So I just want to come back and finish this task thoroughly, uhm
Aunt Willemien, thank you very much for all the delicious cheese and tomato sandwiches,
and all the delicious finger food that Auntie had so beautifully prepared,
they always say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Thank you Aunt Willemien
And of course Uncle Hennie, the disco ball Uncle rented for us,
it's really beautiful and it creates such a nice atmosphere
And lastly, we just want to say to Uncle Reynhard, thank you for all the booze man,
what would we have done now without Oom Reynhard
And Oom Hynre I also want to ask Pieter to please get the beer out
to leave, leave for our men about one or two over man
(Fuck you Pieter!)
Wind in my hair
Blood in my are
Fly through the air with electronic jets
Internet, radio, television
Again on a mission
No competition
We get physical
Talk breezes
Break tea siggies
Lift, bounce, put smiles on little faces
Third eye, open front
MaxNormal.TV is the fucking answer
Yolandi Visser with the smooth style that glides
Jakob Basson where the fuck are you
Justin de Nobrega with the beats that pump
MaxNormal.TV with speech speechless
Let's bounce it's your birthday
Let's party like your birthday
Bounce-bounce right through the night when the morning
Lend your ears
Now you are born again