Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Laf Nag, artist - Max Normal.tv. Date of issue: 10.08.2015
Song language: English
Laf Nag |
| At the end of the day |
| I’m on my way |
| Home on the highway |
| Thank God it’s Friday |
| Max Normal in '95 |
| You know the vibe |
| Push some overtime |
| Clock out |
| Then home to the wife |
| Then I noticed that don’t know here the hell I am |
| Must’ve taken a wrong turn |
| Shit, let me phone home |
| Hey honey |
| Listen don’t get cross |
| I’m going to be a little late |
| I’m just a bit lost |
| (You promised you’d be home Max… I can’t believe this… don't do this to me… |
| .don't do this to me) |
| What? |
| You’re breaking up |
| I’ve got a bad reception |
| I’ve got crap connection |
| I’m just gonna get directions! |
| Stop at the intersection |
| Wind down my window |
| To speak to some kids |
| But before I speak the kids go |
| Tik tik lollipop |
| Neus vol gom |
| Al hier vir 'n gangbang |
| Rou soos die son / Rol tot die son |
| Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom |
| Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don |
| Uhh-'kay not sure what the hell that was all about |
| Let me speak to these two guys coming 'round the corner now |
| Hey! |
| 'tsek julle! |
| Gan speel 'n ander plek of gan maak vir jou ma 'n koppie tea! |
| Can I help you? |
| Hey guys made a bum steer |
| Do you know how I get to the highway from here? |
| Check the plains |
| Is kinda hard to explain |
| I still don’t want to put a klomp strain on your brain |
| What are you doing? |
| It’s okay |
| We can show you the way |
| If you want to get to the highway drive straight |
| Hi, I’m Max Normal |
| Dress code strictly formal? |
| ND: Naa kwaai |
| KB: Ek se ons rob die vokken naai |
| ND: Hou jou bek; |
| voetsek |
| KB: Ek sal doen wat ek wil |
| ND: Hier’s 'n pil |
| KB: Heysa! |
| ND: Trek 'n diep skyf in ou chill |
| Turn left here Maxi |
| Righto you got it |
| Awe my cuzzi, a genuine leather wallet! |
| Ow wie’s die duidelike meisie? |
| KB: Wys my |
| ND: Kyk hier |
| KB: Hello baby! |
| That’s my wife |
| ND: Je' Max |
| You got a nice suit |
| But wys me |
| Now kykie |
| Why you wearing my shoes? |
| These are my shoes |
| Come now don’t be insecure |
| I’m a size 9 let me try them on to be sure |
| Daar’s it nou |
| Lekker snug like a glove |
| Take a puff my bru |
| No thank you |
| Smoke this or I’ll smoke you |
| Uh uh, uh uh Max, that won’t do |
| Don’t take a moffie skyf |
| Max, you better klap it |
| Puff it |
| Do it quick or kick the bucket! |
| Wooh Jesus H. Christ |
| We going home? |
| I don’t know |
| In slow-mo, in deep space now |
| Getting insecure |
| Very bad feeling |
| Creeping slowly |
| I need to go sleep |
| Or go pee |
| A homie |
| Laughing at me |
| With no teeth |
| Oh jeez |
| This shit is so deep |
| My brain’s custard |
| What’s happening? |
| I don’t understand |
| Max in Wonderland |
| Wearing nothing but his flipping underpants |
| Neon Don’s in my socks and my shoes |
| Plus he’s rocking my shoes |
| Fuck it I’m too |
| High to open up the door let me climb through |
| The window |
| Huh, where are we? |
| Half inside half outside my body |
| What’s that noise? |
| Sounds like a party |
| Down a little passage we go open a black gate |
| (Just go through the back gate!) |
| Huh could it be?! |
| And old lady reading a bible in bed watching TV |
| By the back door |
| Into the backyard |
| I’m at peace thank God |
| What the? |
| A big black dog! |
| Voetsek |
| (Hey!) |
| The lights get dim |
| Everybody says hi to Don |
| I’m with him |
| A lot of boob tube tops |
| A lot of low ride jeans |
| Hi everybody don’t mind me |
| Cold beer’s pumping out the freezer in the garage |
| Don getting jiggy with some chicky with a fat arse |
| Some guys by the braai playing Dominoes go |
| (Go Donny Don, go Donny Don go) |
| God my head’s fried |
| I’ve got the red eyes |
| Little kids running around way after bed time |
| Looking funky in my undies |
| Still need to wee |
| Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine |
| Wie maakie jol vol? |
| (Donnie maakie jol vol) |
| Go Donnie, go go, go Donnie, go go |
| Go Donnie, go go, go Donnie, go go) |
| Maxi in die ghetto |
| (A nutty ghetto) |
| Go Maxi! |
| Say say, go Maxi! |
| Say say, go Maxi! |
| Say say) |
| Yepa! |
| My mind’s open |
| Third eye strobing |
| When Neon Don’s brand new cellphone rings |
| Hello? |
| (Is Max there?) |
| Just hang on: it’s your wife Maxi |
| Hi honey |
| (I thought you were dead) |
| Don’t say that |
| I’m just hanging with some new friends in the Cape flats |
| (Are you freaking mad Max!) |
| Hey don’t say that |
| Listen I’ve got another call on hold I’ll call straight back |
| It’s the start of a new day |
| I’m on my way |
| Home on the highway |
| In my underpants |
| Hitch-hiking |
| Mirror’s |
| I was so frightened |
| Wooh, what a night man |
| Ooh, there’s a white van, cool |
| I’m so glad you guys stopped |
| Out the white van jumps two white cops |
| Cop: Is everything alright with you? |
| Nee, alles is kwaai my bru |