| DOORWOMAN Attendez! |
| We are ready for your show.
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| MAGGIE. |
| Commaynd paformance!
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| DICK Come on, mama, we’re on.
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| MAGGIE. |
| Let’s give 'em the old pazzaz.
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| Maggie sits at the piano and Dick takes up a guitar.
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| BOTH.
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| Ring-a them bells
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| Ring-a them be-lls
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| We is gwy-in
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| Don’t know where-a
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| All we know is It’s up they-a.
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| Somehow we got to Climb that stay-a
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| Ring-a them
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| Ring-a them
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| Be-lls.
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| MAGGIE.
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| Come all you chil’en and
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| Gather around,
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| Gather around you chil’en!
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| And we will lose
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| that evil spirit called
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| Voodoo.
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| Bud-ela baa-bee-bo-bee!
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| UH!
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| Nothing but trouble
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| If he found you
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| If he has found you chil’en!
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| But you can chase
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| That hoodoo
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| With the dance that
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| You do.
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| Let us lead the way
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| Jubilee today
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| He’ll never hound you
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| Step on the ground
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| You chil’en!
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| Clap yo hands
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| Slap yo thighs
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| Hallelujah
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| Hallelujah
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| Everybody come along
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| And join the
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| Jubilee!
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| Clap yo hands
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| Slap yo thighs
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| Don’t you lose time
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| Don’t you lose time
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| Come along
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| And shake your shoes.
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| Time now for
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| You and me.
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| On the sands of time
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| You’re only a pebble.
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| But then the trouble
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| Must be treated
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| Just like a rebel:
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| Send it to the devil!
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| Clap yo hands
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| Slap yo thighs
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| Hallelujah
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| Hallelujah
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| Everybody come along
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| And join the
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| Jubilee!
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| BOTH.
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| So ring-a them bells
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| Ring-a them bells out
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| Ring-a them ring-a them
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| Ring-a them ring-a them
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| Be-lls!
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| MAGGIE.
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| Well, Mister Tallahassee, how we doin'?
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| DICK.
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| Why, we is the two most friendly vibrations you ever seen.
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| MAGGIE.
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| Hey diddle-diddle
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| The cat and the fiddle
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| DICK.
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| The dish ran away with the spoon.
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| Missus Tallahassee, do you know why a chicken crosses the road?
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| MAGGIE.
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| No, why does a chicken cross the road?
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| DICK.
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| Why, to get to the second floor, woman.
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| MAGGIE.
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| Oh man, you is a genius.
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| BOTH.
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| Roses are red
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| The violets are blue
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| The dresses is got to be sewed, so Let’s get this show on the road!
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| MAGGIE.
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| Clap yo hands
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| Slap yo thighs
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| Gimme that beat boy
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| Beat boy beat boy.
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| Gimme that gimme that
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| Gimme that gimme that
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| Crazy knocked out beat!
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| You got to u-e-awa
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| u-e-awa u-e-awa
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| u-e-awa u-e-ar if You wanna get to the promised land
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| You got to clap yo hands.
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| Clap yo hands
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| Slap yo thighs
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| Gimme some heat man
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| Heat man heat man.
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| Gimme some gimme some
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| Gimme some gimme some
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| Dixie Land beat!
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| When you hear that Dixie Land
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| You got to clap yo hands.
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| Clap yo hands
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| Clap yo hands
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| Hallelujah
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| Hallelu??? |
| hallelu???
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| Hallelujah
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| Come along
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| And join the
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| Jubilee! |