| My hat?
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| Oh Bing, how nice of you to ask me that
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| Because there’s a very interesting story
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| Connected with this hat, there really is
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| I was walking down the street the other day
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| Ran into Mllicent Palmer, you know Millicent Palmer
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| A very dear friend of mine
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| How do I get involved?
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| Well we walked around the corner for what passes
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| For a millinery shop and she looked in the window and
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| Saw my hat and said, «that is for you»
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| I went in, the saleslady put it on my head and I
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| Thought it was a little matronly
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| Time
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| Oh, now wait, no wait
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| Cut
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| When I got my arm around you and we’re going for a walk
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| Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, talk, talk, talk
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| When we’re sitting close together in a cozy taxi cab
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| Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, gab, gab, gab
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| Aristotle, mathematics, economics, antique chairs
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| The classics, the comics, darling, who cares?
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| There’s a brand new moon this evening and the weather should be fine
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| If you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, same old line
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| I’ll politely close your lips with mine
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| How’s your golf Bing?
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| My golf? |
| Ho-ho I’m really moving that ball out there, striking it a ton
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| I had a sixty-nine Sunday, should have been a sixty-five
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| Terrific wind blowing, couldn’t drop a single putt, it was murder
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| Oh, I lost my head with this question
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| And of course the equipment, you just can’t get any golf balls anymore
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| The actors are hoarding them all… and the caddies, huh they want an
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| Annuity for eighteen holes. |
| You’ve got to take an option on one to be sure
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| He’ll show up
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| Cut
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| Sorry
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| When the parlour lights are lowered and the family isn’t in
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| Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, chin, chin, chin
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| When there’s music softly playing and I’m sitting on your lap
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| Must you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, yap, yap, yap
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| Forward passes, second baggers, or a jockey who is hot
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| Or boxing, or hockey, darling, so what?
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| I’ll attempt some other evening
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| Well you can call for me at nine
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| Calling?
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| But if you ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, ya-ta-ta, same old line
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| What do you mean the same old line?
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| Same line
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| You asked me about my hat
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| You’ve been standing there for an hour
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| And a half talking your big fat head off
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| I thought
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| About golf
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| I just
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| You didn’t even let me finish my story
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| I told you what I would do
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| Oh darling, let me finish
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| Steady, steady
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| Oh
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| It’s so nice to close your lips with mine |