| Last Saturday night, I got married,
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| Me and my wife settled down
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| Now me and my wife are parted,
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| I’m gonna take another stroll downtown
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| Sometimes I live in the country,
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| Sometimes I live in town
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| Sometimes I take a great notion,
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| To jump into the river and drown
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| I love Irene, God knows I do,
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| I’ll love her till the seas run dry
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| But if Irene should turn me down,
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| I’d take the morphine and die
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| Stop rambling, stop your gambling,
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| Stop staying out late at night
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| Go home to your wife and your family,
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| Stay there by your fireside bright. |