Lyrics Is Guava a Donut? - Renaldo & The Loaf

Is Guava a Donut?

Excuse me…
Excuse me, could you tell me please…
Excuse me sir…
Is Dover a seaport?
Sure it’s a seaport
Pardon me…
Please sir…
Pardon…
Pardon me but…
Has Grover a passport?
I hope so!
Please sir I say…
Just one second please…
I say…
I say!
Do gophers eat peanuts?
I’m not sure!
Hmm…
I hope you don’t mind me asking.
It’s been on my mind for some years now…
It’s important…
Is guava a donut?
What?
What!
What, you say!
You know, if I had a mind I could get quite mad,
but I bite my bottom lip and persevere, a lad needs to know, y’know, y’know,
y’know…
Excuse me…
Excuse me…
But I still have questions…
Sir…
Is Ghana a blood sport?
Don’t be ridiculous!
You know, I still have questions