Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Auntie Maggie’s Remedy, artist - George Formby. Date of issue: 30.06.2009
Song language: English
Auntie Maggie’s Remedy |
| Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy |
| No matter what ailment youve got |
| But I know a special one you ought to try |
| Youll find its the best of the lot |
| Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail |
| Thats the stuff that will do the trick |
| Its sold at every chemist for «one and a kick» |
| Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee |
| Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning |
| Youre bound to wake up Ill agree |
| But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven |
| With my Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake |
| My intentions were honest you see |
| She shouted with laughter, «I know what youre after |
| Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy.» |
| Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail |
| Thats the stuff that will do the trick |
| Its sold at every chemist for «one and a kick» |
| Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee |
| Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason |
| And if you inspect him youll see |
| The poor little chappy has covered his nappy |
| With Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| Now I went to a doctor, I wasn’t too well |
| And he made me lie on a settee |
| He said «Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoing |
| Your Auntie Maggies Remedy.» |
| Now I know a girl who was putting on weight |
| In a spot where it just shouldn’t be |
| So I said to Nellie, «Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy.» |
| Additional Verse |
| Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed |
| Could have won it was easy to see |
| But the trai Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy |
| No matter what ailment youve got |
| But I know a special one you ought to try |
| Youll find its the best of the lot |
| Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail |
| Thats the stuff that will do the trick |
| Its sold at every chemist for «one and a kick» |
| Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee |
| Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning |
| Youre bound to wake up Ill agree |
| But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven |
| With my Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake |
| My intentions were honest you see |
| She shouted with laughter, «I know what youre after |
| Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy.» |
| Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail |
| Thats the stuff that will do the trick |
| Its sold at every chemist for «one and a kick» |
| Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee |
| Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason |
| And if you inspect him youll see |
| The poor little chappy has covered his nappy |
| With Auntie Maggies Remedy |
| Now I went to a doctor, I wasn’t too well |
| And he made me lie on a settee |
| He said «Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoing |
| Your Auntie Maggies Remedy.» |
| Now I know a girl who was putting on weight |
| In a spot where it just shouldn’t be |
| So I said to Nellie, «Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy.» |
| Additional Verse |
| Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed |
| Could have won it was easy to see |
| But the trai |