Lyrics She's Got Two of Everything (From "I Didn't Do It") - George Formby

She's Got Two of Everything (From "I Didn't Do It")

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
Is an adage old so it must be true and it seems of everything you must have two.
She’s gone and filled her bottom drawer with lots of these and those
Some pretty chiffon nighties and some fully fashioned hose
And so she’ll have a change of undies everywhere she goes
She’s got two of everything.
She has the kind of nose that wrinkles every time she smiles
Her pretty little dimples can be seen for miles and miles
And she goes out to prove to every man that she beguiles
That she’s got two of everything.
Her eyes are like the stars that shine but none of them shine like cuties
She’s bound to make the grade all right with such a pair of beauties.
Technicians estimated that an evening in her arms
Would generate sufficient heat to sound the fire alarms.
I’m rather apprehensive of her duplicated charms,
'cause She’s got two of everything.
Now in a competition to elect a bathing miss
It didn’t take the judges long to see she’s simply whizz
Their voting was unanimous, the explanation is He He!
She’s got two of everything.
I went to see her etchings at her cosy little flat
Now we drank some gin and we settled down and we had a little chat
But I don’t know where the etchings were, I just remember that
Oh boy;
She’s got two of everything.
She has me in a daze, my brain has just refused to function
She leads me round at such a pace she must have jet propulsion.
At last we’re to be married and we’ve got all sorts of things
We’ve bought a stock of nappies and some cards of safety pins
And just because the doctor told her «Be prepared for twins, Madam:»
She’s got two of everything.