| I’m rollin’in a Nine-Oh van. |
| California, that’s my plan
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| Got memories Mix-A-Lot left in limbo, first stop Sacremento
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| Here we go, hit a club called Bentleys
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| Want a skirt to git wit’me, hit me There’s a girl with a back like a Cadillac
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| I walked up and got pushed back
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| Her boyfriend tell her I’m a play-a
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| Dropped salt on a dope rhyme say-a
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| My reputation offends this man
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| Next day hit Williamland Park
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| Creepin’like a shark
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| Spot a bad freak and I swoop like a hawk
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| What up?, Howya like to roll wit’a champ?
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| Please! |
| All ya’ll rappers is tramps
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| My reputation is stoppin’my mission
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| Every freak in Sac is dissin'
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| Back on the four lane freeway
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| Next stop, the two-one-three, L.A.
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| The two-one-three is rough
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| But the Mixalot game is tough
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| Spot a young girl and I start that gamin'
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| Baby girl asks what set am I claimin'
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| Just cuz I rap, I gotta be in gang?
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| It ain’t a black thang, it’s a rap thang
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| Censorship is sweepin’the nation
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| Messin’up a rap stars reputation
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| A rappers reputation, that’s what I got
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| So I’m finished with the two-one-three
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| I knock, baby, but it’s time to leave
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| Two days on the hard rock, boys is cruisin'
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| Interstate Ten, straight to Houston
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| They tell me 'bout the girls in the fifth ward
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| You know the boys must score
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| So we hit a fly club called Guchies
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| Lookin’for the skirts with the largest booties
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| Girlies in the club wasn’t takin’no shorts
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| Showin’no remorse
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| For a brother like Mix, lookin’for the smooth
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| Didn’t need a Houston skirt to get with me But the nights still young
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| And the hunk ain’t done
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| So we stepped to the van
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| Attitude’s out of it The next club, The Main Event
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| We never think about a dress code
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| Just step up in the club and let the game roll
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| But as soon as my boy Maharaji pulls up Some punk starts runnin’up
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| He said you don’t wanna be with a rap star
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| They play you for your money and your car
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| Well my boy got crushed but the girl stepped off
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| With a rap stars rep, the girls are lost
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| Hey yo, what’s up, this is Mix I had to make a run
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| right quick, but leave your name and number 'n I’ll
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| getcha right back, peace.
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| So the posse left Houston Texas
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| All the girls keep callin’us sexist
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| Houston media is givin’us rappers no pity
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| So we all hit Kansas City
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| In K.C. |
| we go The Gates and Suns
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| Gotta get grub 'fore we run
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| Met a little freak named Stacy
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| I said I’m not just here for the Barbecue baby
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| She gave me that look, like Pebbles
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| I’m acked with bass not treble
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| So I say, Oogley-goo oogley-doo-goo-doo
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| What’d you say? |
| I ain’t tellin’you
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| You see the Mix game is laced with riddles
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| It ain’t moaney, it’s Mix in the middle
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| In walked my ex named Wendy
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| She got a fresh Dooney Bag
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| 'Cause she’s tired of Fendi
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| Oooh, could a brother be busted
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| Because Wendy trusted, Me?
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| An’ah told a lit’l lie 'n
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| Said I was a loyal guy
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| Wendy got mad and she wants to dis me In Kansas City
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| Wendy starts to groovin'
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| Hands on her hips and her hair starts movin'
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| She said the Mix-A-Lot game is phony
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| Just 'cause I said I’m runnin’girls like ponies
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| But talkin’that stuff is my occupation
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| That’s how I got this reputation
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| A rappers reputation, got a rappers reputation
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| Bring it on down. |
| A rappers reputation, bring it back
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| A rappers reputation, that’s what I got. |
| A rappers
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| reputation, peace. |