
Date of issue: 12.09.2019
Record label: Warner Strategic Marketing
Song language: English
Who's Gonna Take Me Home (The Rise and Fall of a Budding Gigolo) |
Well I arrived on time |
My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine |
There were women wall to wall |
It’s Saturday night and I wanted them all |
everyone |
Sidled up for a dance |
I tried a new step and fell in the plants |
I told a joke, about the Pope |
It wasn’t as funny as I would’ve hoped |
Nobody told me she was the daughter |
of the mayor |
I was so embarrassed, I just wished the |
ground would swallow me up Accidentally my elbow hit the record player |
The rock 'n' roll stopped |
and everybody just stared |
(oh no) |
Who’s gonna take me home |
I’m tired and I wanna go to bed |
Who’s gonna take me home |
This party’s gone right to my head |
I didn’t worry, not me Panic ain’t in my vocabulary |
Smashed beyond reproach |
Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes |
All hell broke loose |
I started to take off my trousers and shoes |
And so I tried to look cool |
I stepped back and fell in the pool |
The hostess helped me out |
and asked for my dismissal |
I said I was sorry, but I’ve been |
under so much pressure |
just lately, baby |
I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile |
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl |
on a motor bike |
That weighed three hundred pounds and |
what’s wrong with that |
Who’s gonna take me home |
I’m tired and I wanna go to bed |
Who’s gonna take me home |
This party’s gone right to my head |
to my head |
I woke up on the floor |
Still in my suit and she told me I snored |
I never felt so cheap |
I had a good laugh at the size of her feet |
Holy Moses, I don’t like this single living |
I think I’ll find me a nice local girl and |
settle on down, now |
With a home and a garden |
and a nature quite forgiving |
Then again maybe I’ll just hang around |
Who’s gonna take me home |
I’m tired and I wanna go to bed, right now |
Who’s gonna take me home |
This party’s gone right to my head |
to my head |
Now who’s gonna take me home |
Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cos I don’t live |
too far from you, boy |
Mary c’mon I’ve known you so long please give |
me a lift home, oh c’mon |
Jim oh c’mon boys would you just |
give me a lift home |
I don’t live too far from here and I’m so tired |
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