Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song (I Must Be a Proctologist Because) All I Do Is Deal With Assholes , by - The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches. Song from the album Three Cheers for Disappointment, in the genre Альтернатива(I Must Be a Proctologist Because) All I Do Is Deal With Assholes |
| well, contrary to what you think |
| and what you’ve seen on mtv |
| you don’t have to be an asshole all the time |
| watch me as i take this knife out of |
| my back to cut wrists and throat, i’ll laugh |
| bleed to death, choke |
| i’ve been used for all i’m worth |
| can’t feed your ego anymore |
| or be that friend who’d take a shot for you |
| why not do one fucking thing |
| that isn’t for your fucking self |
| if you cry |
| i’ll laugh at you |
| cause i’ll be gone tomorrow, you’ll |
| look into the mirror at you’ll lie |
| when you claim to care |
| i can’t believe he’s gone for good, i |
| wish i could have said something |
| don’t kid yourself |
| you were never there for me |
| complacency |
| when you talk to me |
| all the kids agree |
| you’re irreverent as you feign respect for me |
| anger and pressure |
| build up inside of me |
| i’ll explode |
| and you’ll fake a frown |
| so are you happy now |
| yeah, you got what you wanted |
| you got your 3rd second chance |
| and got the $ 15 |
| out of your pocket |
| my last will and testament will |
| claim you shall get stoned to shit at my |
| my funeral |
| and when i’m gone tomorrow |
| you’ll talk to your new shiny friends |
| and you’ll lie |
| when you claim to care |
| let’s have a toast to our old friend, he’ll |
| be there in our memories |
| go fuck yourself |
| i wont waste my time there |
| and it’s so easy |
| to just give up |