| Well you took me to the movies
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| You took me to the dance
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| You took me to your warehouse
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| Tied up in the back of your van
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| You said, «Whip it out."and I started to shout
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| «I'm in love with the woman again!»
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| Well you took me to your office
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| We went to meet your folks
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| We went out to the garden shed
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| Where I took off all my clothes
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| And I was terrified by the look in your eyes
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| But there’s a lot to loving I don’t know
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| Well you took me to the ceremony
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| To sweat out all my fear
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| You came across the cosmic serpent
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| With pants rolling into his hair
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| If he’s my spirit guide, I’m gonna stay inside
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| I’m never sleeping in a teepee again
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| No no
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| No no no no no
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| Doo doo doo doo
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| Well you asked me where I came from
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| In the middle of round ten
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| I thanked you for the compliment
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| Before you clarified what you meant
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| You said, «What the hell are you doing here?
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| There’s a crawler in my apartment.»
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| Trout fishing in America
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| Baby go and buy a pole
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| But by the time I got around to reading the book
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| I was a celebrated deep sea pro
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| Was drinking Greyhounds way below the ground
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| On my very own TV show
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| Well we went to get some work done
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| So our faces finally matched
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| The doctor took one look at me
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| And took a skin graft out of my ass
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| If this is what it takes to take you one date
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| I’m gonna put my mammoth behind glass
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| If I make it out alive from Hollywood and Vine
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| I’ll build a cabin up in the Northwest
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| No no
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| No no no no no
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| Doo doo doo doo |