Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Two Test Pilots Discuss The Starfighter's Performance, artist - Robert Calvert. Album song Captain Lockheed And The Starfighters, in the genre ПопTwo Test Pilots Discuss The Starfighter's Performance |
| Pilot 1: Ah, Fritz, how does she handle? |
| Pilot 2: Pretty good. |
| I found I could balance a glass of beer on my oxygen mask, |
| while I was flying it in a slowww roll |
| P1: Really |
| P2: Well it did spill a bit on the first try. |
| Air turbulence, actually |
| P1: Still it’s not bad |
| P2: Yes. |
| I could go into a loop, light a cigarette, peel a banana and thread a |
| needle at twenty five thousand feet |
| P1: Hmmm |
| P2: Go into a dive, do the three card trick, write my name backwards, |
| catch a peanut in my mouth and juggle my eyeballs from one socket to the other |
| P1: Sounds like a pretty nifty kite |
| P2: I’ve seen worse |
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