Lyrics Promiscuous - Frank Zappa

Promiscuous

The surgeon general, doctor koop
Sposed to give you all the poop
But when hes with p.m.r.c.
The poop hes scoopin
Amazes me C-span showed him, all dressed up In his phoney doctor God get-up
He looked in the camera and fixed his specs
n gave a little lecture
bout anal sex
He says it is not good for us We just cant be promiscuous
Hes a docter -- he should know
Its the work of the devil, so Girls, dont blow!
Dont blow jimmy, dont blow bobby
Get yourself another hobby
(if jesus practiced medicine
Im sure hed do it Just like him)
Is doctor koop a man to trust?
It seems at least that reagan must
(but rons a trusting sort of guy --
He trusts ed meese
I wonder why?)
The a.m.a.
has just got caught
For doin stuff it shouldnt ought
All they do is lie and lie
Wheres doctor koop?
Hes standin by Surgeon general?
whats the deal?
Is your epidemic real?
Are you leaving something out?
Something we cant talk about?
A little green monkey over there
Kills a million people?
Thats not fair!
Did it really go that way?
Did you ask the c.i.a.
Would they take you serious,
Or have they been
Promiscuous