| Could’ve been the whiskey
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| Might’ve been the gin
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| Could’ve been the three or four six-packs
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| I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in
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| My head is like a football
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| I think I’m going to die
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| Tell me, me oh, me oh my
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| Wasn’t that a party
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| Someone took a grapefruit
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| Wore it like a hat
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| I saw someone under my kitchen table
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| Talking to my old tom cat
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| They were talking about hockey
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| The cat was talking back
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| Long about then every-thing went black
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| Wasn’t that a party
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| I’m sure it’s just my memory
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| Playing tricks on me
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| But I think I saw my buddy
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| Cutting down my neighbour’s tree
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| Could’ve been the whiskey
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| Might’ve been the gin
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| Could’ve been the three or four six-packs
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| I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in
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| My head is like a football
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| I think I’m going to die
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| Tell me, me oh, me oh my
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| Wasn’t that a party
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| Billy, Joe and Tommy
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| Well they went a little far
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| They were sittin' in my back yard, blowing on a sireen
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| From somebody’s police car
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| So you see, Your Honour
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| It was all in fun
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| The little bitty track meet down on main street
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| Was just to see if the cops could run
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| Well they run us in to see you
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| In an alcoholic haze
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| I sure can use those thirty days
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| To re-cover from the party
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| Could’ve been the whiskey
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| Might’ve been the gin
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| Could’ve been the three or four six-packs
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| I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in
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| My head is like a football
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| I think I’m going to die
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| Tell me, me oh, me oh my
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| Wasn’t that a party |