Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song 1, 2, 3... Slam , by - Guttermouth. Song from the album Live From The Pharmacy, in the genre Панк1, 2, 3... Slam |
| Okay, here’s the story about my mom and dad |
| One was white |
| One was black |
| I bet you think you’re glad |
| I’m a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan |
| I don’t know what the hell I’m on |
| So 1, 2…1, 2, 3 slam!!! |
| Kinky hair when I wake up |
| Straight when I go to bed |
| My dad speaks jive talk to me, don’t know what he just said |
| My mother she’s a honkey |
| My dad’s kentucky fried |
| I don’t know what the hell I’m on |
| So 1, 2…1, 2, 3 slam!!! |
| Back at home it’s black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side |
| It’s hot dogs on friday nights |
| The chicken’s country fried |
| My dad says yo boy pass the peas! |
| My mom says pass the squash |
| I need something to ease the pain |
| So I’ll go downtown and get some downers |
| Whoa, man, I’m a little bit slow |
| But I’ve got to get up somehow |
| Got no money |
| Just a good idea |
| Let me tell you how |
| I’ll steal my parents credit cards |
| Oh yes I’ll rip them off |
| I’ll go downtown to where dad works |
| And get myself some cocaine |
| Now I’m high, and I’m not shy |
| I’ll get it off my chest |
| My mom is white, she thinks she’s right |
| She thinks that she’s the best |
| My dad is just a negro, he’s not one to play golf |
| I don’t know what the hell I am |
| So 1, 2…1, 2, 3 slam!!! |
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