Lyrics I’m Watchin’ The Game - Billy Bob Thornton, The Boxmasters

I’m Watchin’ The Game

Stop telling me stuff, quit asking me shit
Can’t you see I’m watching the game
I’ve had just about enough, I’m going to pinch a fit
If the Cardinals lose you’ll be the one to blame
Stop rubbing my chest, stay off of my chair
For Pete’s sake, it’s only for two hours
The damn game’s a mess, and this ump ain’t fair
Why don’t you go out and pick me some flowers
You know how I hate those fucking Cubs
I’ve told you at least a thousand times
Right now, I can’t give you no damn back rub
With two out and two on in the ninth
Later on you can drive me insane
But right now, I’m watching the game
Stop telling me stuff, quit asking me shit
Can’t you see I’m watching the game
I’ve had just about enough, I’m going to pinch a fit
If the Cards lose you’ll be the one to blame
If we lose, this house will be a dark place
For at least a week or ten days
Right now, my mind is just on third base
And that bastard that was traded from the A’s
Later on you can drive me insane
But right now, I’m watching the game
Right now, I’m watching the damn game