| I looked in the mirror
|
| (What did you see looking at you?)
|
| I saw a nine stone weakling
|
| (What will you do?)
|
| Dynamic Tension waiting for you?
|
| Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
|
| I opened my magazine
|
| (What did you see?)
|
| I saw Mr. France
|
| (What did he have?)
|
| A girl on each shoulder
|
| (What else?)
|
| And one in his pants
|
| Dynamic Tension can do this for you
|
| Dynamic Tension make a man out of
|
| You you you you you
|
| So our hero goes down to the beach
|
| He’s in real terrible shape
|
| His chick’s been seen with big Alex
|
| That mother kicked sand in his face
|
| Now let me tell you about Alex
|
| He’s got:
|
| Hands like hams
|
| Knees like trees
|
| 200 lbs
|
| Of surfboard Hercules
|
| Mr. Atlas won’t you bring her on back to me
|
| I lost my girl down by the beach
|
| She’s with Alex and she’s out of reach
|
| So please Mr. Atlas won’t you bring her on back to me
|
| I saw your body in an advert on T. V
|
| But what convinced me was your money back guarantee
|
| Now I’m stronger than Alex
|
| (Where is he now?)
|
| He’s left in disgrace
|
| (Oh yeah?)
|
| 'Cos I took back my girlfriend
|
| (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
|
| And kicked sand in his face
|
| (In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
|
| Dynamic Tension waiting for you
|
| Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
|
| Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
|
| Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension |