| Well I’ve been lookin' after number one for too long
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| And it seemed the love was passing me by
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| So I thought I better do something about it
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| And that’s why I’m sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you
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| That’s why I’m sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you
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| Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau
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| Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form
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| Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse
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| Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall
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| Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall
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| Oh no, too many questions
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| I’m looking for a girl like Momma used to be
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| She’s cooking up a dream, she’s baking ecstasy
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| Won’t it be fine when
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| I find her
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| Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre
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| Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her
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| Somewhere we could take a good look at each other
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| Smile and say hello or walk away
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| Smile and say hello or walk away
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| So I’m squeaky clean in and out of the bath
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| I never shaved so close before
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| I’m gonna put on a tie, I’m gonna shine up my shoes
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| I’m gonna slick back my hair, I’ve got nothin' to lose
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| Oh, oh, I’ll be stinkin' so good
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| Like I’m drowning in a sea of cologne
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| Hey… Do you know you remind me of someone
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| But I’m here making eyes at you
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| And I think we’re gonna say goodbye to the bureau
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| Close the files, turn the page, start anew
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| Close the files, turn the page, start anew |